Hi my name is Sage and I'm perpetually annoyed because I'm a literal ball of social anxiety. I post a multitude of random things because there's no way in hell I could stick to a theme. I'm an INFP, a Pisces, and also very emotional; So for your personal well-being, please ignore me most of the time. Sidenote: Cats. That is all.
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Reply Per Post
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Time Between Posts
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Number of Posts By Type
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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
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Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
And bring it right here.
*cocks gun*
We won’t go until we get some,
We won’t go until we get some,
We won’t go until we get some,
So bring it right here.
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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
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The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
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really confused as to how some cetaceans drink milk from their mothers without flexible lips
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measuring ur hand against someone else’s is top notch romance
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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
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Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s combat media. Y’all hoes always fighting bout something smh
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i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-
millennial depression:
vs
gen z depression:
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Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster
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When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said
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Tony: So what is this thing?
Peter: its a symbiote and it’s really bad for you
Tony: we should probably get rid of it
Thor: Y E E T it like my hammer
Tony: …
Peter:
Peter: Y O T E T H A T
S Y M B I O T E
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Girls, Girls, Girls by Mötley Crüe, Cherry Pie by Warrant, and Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard are the trifecta of songs that make all girls show their inner stripper.
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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you
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