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Bird 1: oh no

Bird 2: don't worry, he only has one stone

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those au ideas i've got are never exiting that server i fear.........

Is this a problem?

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"You mean we're gonna jump.... over the trench..... 😨"

"Yep! :33"

bro has the survival instincts of a hamster what is wrong with him

i think about this moment too often.

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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I'm failing as the self-titled Rocky/Zuma Cult Leader on Discord.

Gotta make more Rocky/Zuma content. I'm starving myself on my own at this point lol

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wake up everyone i made¹ a meme

¹jumped on a bandwagon

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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holy shit op

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Happy Birthday, Trailer!!

Jaqueline and Adria decided to make a cake to celebrate a special birthday pup!

aka i procrastinated 'till late at night when i decided it's high time to LOCK TF IN

Lorry, Trailer ©️ @truckfactspups ( @mastertuki )

Adria, Jaqueline ©️ @toxlink

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I hope you get 100 dollars. I want everyone reading this to get 100 dollars

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PURPLE 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

huh it is weird how purple is so often used in video games for stuff like corruption or dark magic or whatever

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

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this looks like a ballpoint python this is a good noodle

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.