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„Happy Birthday!~“

Hey hey hi I drew the bestest boy unshattered and whole because I love him so much

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The idea of William Afton genuinely loving his children is so much more interesting to me than the alternative, not just because it's more tragic and makes his motivations make more sense, but also because it's fucking hilarious.

You are about to be obliterated from this Earth by a six-foot-something zombie rabbit, and your last moments are spent terrified and deeply confused as he shows you pictures of his kids in a blood-stained wallet: a clearly haunted bear costume, a limitlessly unnerving chrome clown doll, and what looks like Grimace's corpse left to shrivel in the sun.

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☀️🌙 ZINE RELEASE 🌙☀️

Hoo hoo hoo! Hellooo again, friends!

Starlights & twinkles! ✨

Hoo hoo, are you ready for a SHOWSTOPPING performance? Lights On! Lights Off! has brought to life with the efforts of the talented daycare attendants! ⬇️ DOWNLOAD HERE ⬇️ https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Q9Nam_jmXgxhPvRwwG4MPYLrBbnn36Sy/view?usp=share_link

Past your bedtime… Goodnight…

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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CW: flickering light

^Tell me if it needs more warning tags pls.

I was going through my Instagram gallery and found this animatic(?) I made in March of 2022. Prepare for old artstyle.

I still think it's funny so why not bring it here too, now that I know how to export animations from sketchbook...

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I think I've lost control over my life. What am I even doing? I wasn't even supposed to be DRAWING

alt version with the og meme text + only the two since it took a while to do

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Alright I've been normal long enough. It's clown time 🎉

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye��� and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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"you

&

me,

forever

&

ever!

love,

freddy"

(rbs appreciated <3)

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When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

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I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.

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HAPPIEST DAY ZINE MERCH STORE IS NOW OPEN!

OUR STORE IS NOW OPEN! Our charms, pins, and stickers are now for sale!

100% of proceeds from the product sales will be donated to the Trans Women of Color Collective, “an organization, “[u]plifting the narratives, leadership, and lived experiences of trans people of color, while building towards the collective liberation of all oppressed people.”

The full zine releases for FREE DOWNLOAD on August 14th, which will also be when we release even MORE runs of merchandise! Stay tuned for prints of the zine artwork and pride merchandise later next month! If we get enough orders and earn enough money, we’ll even release PHYSICAL BOOKS of the zine! Spread the word!

PHYSICAL BOOK STRETCH GOAL TO BE ANNOUNCED

YOU CAN VISIT THE MERCHANDISE SHOP AT https://happiestdayzine.bigcartel.com !

Remember to smile, you are the face of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza!

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I’m finally catching up on Fnaf things again jsjsjsjsj,,

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I’ll crush your bones into powder, William