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sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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Chris Cyprus (British, b. 1971, Gorton, Manchester, England, based Lancashire, England) - Whispering Souls, 2021, Paintings: Oil

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my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

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Zaandam, Canal (1871) by Claude Monet

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the least realistic thing about voyager is that no one accidentally called janeway mom even once

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i need everyone to read my all time favorite letterboxd review

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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

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I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around

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reblogging ur mutuals when you've got a lot of followers

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Stickers seen around NYC in the days after cops opened fire in the NYC subway, shooting a fellow officer, two bystanders, and an alleged "fair evader" they were attempting to apprehend.

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There's that poll going around about what you pretended to do as a kid, like, if you were a witch or a bride or a wizard or a wolf or something, but MY favorite preschool game was called GREEN, which was where I went around the classroom and gathered up as many green objects as I could and then went over to the windowsill and lined them up in different orders. Biggest to smallest. Lightest green to darkest green. Favorite to least favorite. And then I'd stare at them and think about how happy it made me that so many things could be green. Loved to play GREEN.

Also, yeah, don't worry, I know. I'm diagnosed.