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i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

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yeet yote yitten

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Spell to Burn the Gävle Goat

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Likes charge, reblogs cast -- you know the deal.

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i dont want to burn :(

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to be yote

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mutual 1: got a basket of apples at the grocery store today

mutual 2: do you think they ever... [picture of joan crawford and barbara stanwyck]

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i'm crying i wish i was his best friend [photo of phil ochs circa 1964]

mutual 5: [joan baez spotify link]

mutual 6: [picture of a sunlit kitchen]

mutual 7: i need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of woody guthrie]

mutual 8: need to fuck that old man so bad it makes me look stupid [picture of vincent price]

mutual 9: all those posts about how it's holy or whatever to drive your friends to the airport are so stupid stop trying to make everything sound fake deep

mutual 10: driving your friends to the airport is holy

mutual 11: he's like a grandpa to me [picture of leonard cohen circa 2010)

mutual 12: i want him so bad [picture of leonard cohen circa 1969]

mutual 13: [salman toor painting]

mutual 14: [ursula k. leguin quote]

mutual 15: i think i'll spend $300 on a banjo today

mutual 16: [townes van zandt spotify link]

mutual 17: men should be crying and covered in blood

mutual 18: every time a girl shaves her bush an angel dies

mutual 19: i need to trap him in a maze like a lab rat [picture of bob dylan]

mutual 20: he's not a character from a 19th century russian novel he's my best friend

mutual 21: [entirety of the lyrics to so long marianne by leonard cohen]. if you even care

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Dried mango is so good it’s like a drug or something what do they put in there

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How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

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every time i type five or more exclamation marks i think of this quote. it's my equivalent to that damn bbc sherlock line about scratch marks around the phone charging port. i can never escape the spectre of terry pratchett judging my punctuation habits

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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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band called ten inch nails. they grew