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😇Angel & Devil😈 (Boys, please don't fight!)

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

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hopeeverybodyshavingagreat

P R I D E M O N T H

shout out to..........

🌈✨The Gays✨🌈

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noelle finds slenderman

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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house study

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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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avril lavigne was right. what the hell

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with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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ALRIGHT,

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

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One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box