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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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You might think you can escape by buying two or three more pans, but this is an illusion. Sure, you don't have to wash a pan right away when you need to use a pan the first time and think you got away with it, but when you least expect it, you're getting ready to cook and suddenly you have to wash four pans.

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Most of the idiots from 20 years ago were there 20 years before that and found an excuse to invade Iraq because they wanted a do-over.

40 years of ruining it for everyone. Just retire already.

god it’s all the same idiots from 20 years ago and in 20 more years the same idiots will want another war

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Yes, but also remember that one of those picks was stolen from Obama by congressional Republicans who were confident enough that they would win the next presidential that they refused to even discuss any appointee for over a year because "the people need to have a voice on this", and then if you accept that logic and consider Trump's first appointment legitimate, his third appointment was stolen from Biden because they rammed it through in a few days less than a month before the next election.

All of which I guess means show up for the downticket races too.

I think I'm just going to cut and paste this meme I made whenever someone who didn't vote for Hillary in 2016 screams at someone for pointing at the blood on their hands

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I think I'm just going to cut and paste this meme I made whenever someone who didn't vote for Hillary in 2016 screams at someone for pointing at the blood on their hands

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On one hand, it's great to see people learn how to unfuck their living spaces. On the other hand, that stuff like "frequently used articles should be stored near where they're used" and "trash receptacles should be placed near activities that generate trash" are being received as radical ideas points to a serious knowledge transmission problem.

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

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Happy Father’s Day!! Source

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you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

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Heh.