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Christmas is really important for me. Alfe and Roba could stand to care a little more though. They’re fighting over a toothbrush right now. I just want someone to wish me a merry Christmas this year.

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Someone pulled the fire alarm and all of our tax documents got wet. Sometimes I wonder why we have a fire alarm installed and then I remember the Alfe popcorn incident.

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Things are, have been, and will always be difficult around here.

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Who wants to be my best guy friend?

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Thanksgiving discussion is banned.

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I can't believe christmas is almost here! HOORAY!

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Oatmeal is delicious

Yes it is! Why can’t my roommates be more like you? So open and positive about oatmeal?

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False alarm he was in the garbage.

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I'm all alone in this world.

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Where did alfe go?

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Horace, you should make some smoothies for Roba and Alfe. They would probably love it!!! And maybe one for Tux Dog. And maaaaybe one for Gator?

Roba and Alfe aren't too big on smoothies, trust me. I've tried to get them into it but they think its gross that I mix vegetables and fruit and call it "an affront to god". I'm sure Tuxdog doesn't need my help making smoothies, he has every ingredient he could ever want in his Super-Freezer-Storage-Unit. I've only been in there once and I almost got myself stuck in between two crates full of mangos and strawberries. Scariest day of my life. Gator may like a banana chocolate smoothie... I'll have to ask him. We all know he prefers coffee over any beverage.

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Nobody talks about oatmeal on here.

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Just got my spinach green apple carrot smoothie! It is sooo good.

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Hopefully all of this working out pays off!

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I may not be a cute girl, but are you open to cute guys messaging you? Would it be a maybe? Is being a cute FTM close enough for you? Asking for a friend !!!!!!

I don't see why not. Anyone of any gender can message me if they have a problem they need to solve. Although I'm not sure what FTM stands for... Furs That Maul? Friends To Motivate? Feminist Truth Maintainer.

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Horace, you keep going on walks and jogs recently. Is there a reason for that?

Just trying to stay fit and healthy! As a problem solver I find it helpful to be able to outrun the dangers of this job. Sometimes you get chased by a monster or two. People don't realize how dangerous this job can really be, especially in Farboro.

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How to prevent chafing when going out on jogs