tr3vordooley

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

ahwu and unboxing videos more like

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Nice Dynamite: then and now

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won’t be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I’ll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

hey friends let’s talk about fahc chad

fake attack isn’t super big. they aren’t the fake ah crew, with their names and faces plastered over the news every other week and their logo spray painted on the roof of the maze bank. they aren’t fakehaus, with their glamorous west coast office and ardent fans.

they’re small, and they like it that way. the others can have their showy heists and fake attack can have their death battles and game shows.

now chad. chad is a goddamn evil genius and nobody suspects it. he’s this floppy-haired ginger with skinny jeans and a disarming smile. you walk into the room and he welcomes you with open arms and you feel at ease until you remember just what he does for a living -

which is build torture devices. they started out tame, of course, as you do, just a machine that whacks someone loudly in the nuts. repeatedly. but as fake attack’s death battles get more popular (WHO WOULD WIN: CORRUPT LOS SANTOS CHIEF OF POLICE OR CORRUPT CEO??) and they find themselves with a budget, chad’s creations start to get more elaborate.

they start to involve more than one participant. (who thinks of strapping two people to opposite ends of a tube and having them try to blow an actual living wasp into the other’s mouth??)

they start to get creative. (participants have a bungie cord attached to their heads and they have to try to reach an open flame – otherwise, they’ll get set on fire instead.)

there’s a variation with marshmallows which chad really just uses to throw people off guard. marshmallows are nice, until the loser of the challenge gets them jammed down their throat until they suffocate.

they start to get far, far bloodier (why have someone just get pommelled when they can get stabbed? the wasp game turns into trying to blow a blade propped up in a cork instead. there’s one where you spin a wheel to find out just what body part gets shot at when you lose trivia and another a poor sap gets used as a bowling ball - head first, against overly large and heavy pins. cleanup is bad.)

and finally, it becomes this weird sadistic game show that gets its own rep as absolutely terrifying and awful and when the crew’s enemies get taken, they’re given a chance to be on death battle or the game show and they like to pick death battle because they’re a 50/50 chance they’ll actually survive. (their choices aren’t necessarily honored, of course.)

he’s popular with everyone in the other crews because he’s charming and funny and is very effective at getting rid of people in entertaining ways. it’s his job, after all. it’s no surprise that he also ends up fast friends with ryan, becaue they’re of like minds and have similar interests (never mind that their interest is torture.) like ryan, he’s also absolutely terrifying.

the scariest thing about chad isn’t that he never once stops smiling while doing this. it isn’t that he’s constantly laughing even as he watches contestants bleed out or lose limbs or fight each other to the death.

the scariest thing about chad is that all his contraptions? all the things that pummel and stab and maim?

he tests them all on himself.

[tr3vordooley]

Hey guys!

I appreciate all who have followed me, but I won't be using this blog anymore. This blog was mad when I lost my other account and I have that other account back.

But! You can still follow me at @gavin-noises where I will be posting, my old lost account! I'll still post on here for about a week while rebloging this post before I switch over.

I hope to see you all on my other blog <3

[tr3vordooley]

so in the recent cuphead let’s play, geoff mentions he’s a gemini for like a literal 5 seconds and i was curious so here’s a masterpost of all the achievement hunters’s signs:

geoff ramsey: gemini

jack pattillo: capricorn

ryan haywood: sagittarius 

michael jones: leo

gavin free: gemini

jeremy dooley: gemini

trevor collins: sagittarius 

alfredo diaz: taurus 

lindsay jones: virgo

matt bragg: gemini 

andy blanchard: pisces

steffie hardy: pisces

larry matovina: leo

kent cook: pisces

neal werle: leo

ashley dillard: aquarius 

[tr3vordooley]

Ryan Haywood Lock screens

[tr3vordooley]

I GOT MY TUMBLR BACK AAAAAAHHHHH!

It took me like a fucking year but I’m back on time for Extra Life and my birthday! Happy 20th birthday to me!

I’ve been over @tr3vordooley and I will still continue to use that blog as I phase back here, eventually making this my main blog again.

Fuck I’m so happy to be back. I’m gonna start updating my theme and icon and blogging and just reveling in this. Fuck guys I’m so hype

[tr3vordooley]