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catsaken

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Nerd

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Found ts on Pinterest. It amused me.

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OH FUCK YOU-/j

What sin doth thy relish the most?

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How delectable.

What sin doth thy relish the most?

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What sin doth thy relish the most?

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Rocket Cookie (Killdroid)-

Rarity: epic

Position: middle

Class: bomber

Element: N/A

Pronouns: It/itself

Appearance:

Technically Rocket Cookie isn't a cookie, so they have a large round red head with white headphones, two rocket launchers on its shoulders, and a very bulky body with lots of armor. (THIS WILL BE CHANGED BTW, AS THE CREATOR OF DOD SAID THAT KILLDROID IS GETTING A REDESIGN. <- all caps so you see it.)

Attack:

Rocket Cookie shoots off a rocket that deals AOE damage to up to 3 enemies.

Skill:

jetpack joyride!!!

Rocket cookie takes flight, aiming at up to 5 enemies before launching missiles at all of the targets. This however, lacks any AOE effect. But, in return, rocket cookie is granted extra ATK and ATK SPD after this skill.

* Skill DMG: 500% of regular damage.

* Skill DMG (CRIT): 950% of normal damage.

* ATK SPD boost: 200% ATK SPD for 10 seconds.

* ATK boost: 150% regular damage for 20 seconds.

Passive:

Deploy, not decoy.

If Rocket cookie's health goes beneath 10%, he will always survive one hit, and will summon a drone that will absorb damage for the team.

Drone HP: 200% of Rocket Cookie's HP.

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Currently making the Die of Death killers into CRK cookies (heavily inspired by @mimellow and their CRK x Forsaken), and I just made Pursuer.

White Choco Truffle Cookie (pursuer)-

Rarity: epic

Position: back lines (rear)

Class: ambush/support (having trouble deciding)

Element: none

Gender: N/A

Appearance:

White Choco Truffle Cookie has a purely white head and black body, with a grotesque teal face that seems to always be shaking and twitching. (No, it doesn't wear clothes because pursuer is just some government entity who doesn't. And I'd like to stay close to the source. Don't worry, since it doesn't have a gender, no THANGS are jiggling about... I also think it adds to its overall aesthetic of being a creature who hides and stalks.)

Attack:

White Choco Truffle Cookie will dash at the closest enemy, slashing at them, before returning to its original position, lowering the target's ATK for 2 seconds.

Skill:

I SEE YOU.

White Choco Truffle Cookie plunges its hand into its own chest, turning invisible. It then appears behind the enemy with the lowest ATK SPD, and uses a newly grown sword to slash the poor victim. This lowers the target's ATK and causes bleeding, lowering the target's health over time, while raising its own CRIT%. If this skill is a CRIT, then it deals damage to the next 2 enemies with the lowest ATK SPD, but without the bleed.

* Single hit DMG: 200% of regular ATK

* Bleed DMG: 10% of target's max HP

* Single hit DMG (CRIT): 300% of regular ATK

* Bleed DMG (CRIT): 13.5% of target's max HP

* ATK SPD down: 37% for 5 seconds

* CRIT% up: 20% for 10 seconds

Passive:

Rage has been unleashed.

If White Choco Truffle Cookie is defeated in battle, it lets out a loud howl that severely lowers any nearby foe's ATK SPD.

ATK SPD down: 75% for 7.5 seconds

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Welcome to the streets. I like making posts about some of the fandoms I'm in. Right now, I'm obsessed with Forsaken, Die of Death, cookie run kingdom, and the Mother game series.

I'm pretty open to everything, but just don't be rude or bigoted and you'll be fine.

I'm 20, so NSFW stuff doesn't bother me. Just have fun lowkey.

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"...if you'll excuse me, my stomach hurts, so I'm gonna go back to not being seen... I would appreciate if you dragged me along, though..."

*then, poof, just like that, he's back in his cone, as the caution tape retracts. The only thing differentiating him from the other cones are the slight tufts of white hair sticking out the bottom. I guess he wasn't lying when he said that people looking at him made him feel bad...*

*Suddenly, guest saw a traffic cone... he didn't think much of it, though. But more appeared as he walked. Eventually, they started reaching clusters of 10 or more. But when he accidentally knocked into one, another robloxian popped out. His skin is pylon orange, with a traffic cone on his head held down with caution tape, orange headphones, and white hair. His eyes are spirals, and he's wearing a black and orange scarf, an orange and white jacket, with a grey undershirt that has a traffic cone decal on it, a skateboard on his back, and black pants. Then, they speak.*

"Eek...! Oh, wait... you aren't one of the killers. You're... guest, right...? I met your family a while back... Daisy, your wife... she's real nice. Took me in cuz I was homeless... she said i reminded her of you a bit, cuz I refused to give up... big compliment, huh...? Being compared to the greatest soldier robloxia's known..."

*ensue awkward silence...*

"Well... my name's Traffic. Traffic Cone. I've been here for about... 3 days? I think...? I dunno... I met a few other people while hiding... what was his name, 007n7...? Told me about the survivors... and their roles... said I'm a 'survivalist', whatever that means... I've mostly been getting by because of my hiding... I found I could create and place cones. Then, I would create big clusters of them, and then use my own cone to hide among them."

*Traffic looks up at guest, his spiral eyes dazed, but determined.*

“You..know ð ā ī ş ý?…..”

-he put his hand on his head- -COUGH COUGH- “..I mean..yeah..I’m guest..”

“Sorry for knocking into ya…you alright?”

-he put his hand out to help him up-

-he seems a little wary and uneasy..-

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*Traffic takes his hand, picking himself up.*

"Yeah, I'm all good... just a bit spooked...! Thanks... don't worry, I've been hit by plenty of cars before, a sword to the forehead isn't that bad...! What about you...? Holding up alright?"

*he's certainly... a character.*

"I don't really like people seeing me... makes my stomach hurt... so I hang out outside while hiding in my cone... but the wind usually knocks me around, so I've gotten hit a few times...! But, yeah... I know daisy. She misses you a ton, y'know."

*he smiles a bit, trying to help lighten the mood.*

*Suddenly, guest saw a traffic cone... he didn't think much of it, though. But more appeared as he walked. Eventually, they started reaching clusters of 10 or more. But when he accidentally knocked into one, another robloxian popped out. His skin is pylon orange, with a traffic cone on his head held down with caution tape, orange headphones, and white hair. His eyes are spirals, and he's wearing a black and orange scarf, an orange and white jacket, with a grey undershirt that has a traffic cone decal on it, a skateboard on his back, and black pants. Then, they speak.*

"Eek...! Oh, wait... you aren't one of the killers. You're... guest, right...? I met your family a while back... Daisy, your wife... she's real nice. Took me in cuz I was homeless... she said i reminded her of you a bit, cuz I refused to give up... big compliment, huh...? Being compared to the greatest soldier robloxia's known..."

*ensue awkward silence...*

"Well... my name's Traffic. Traffic Cone. I've been here for about... 3 days? I think...? I dunno... I met a few other people while hiding... what was his name, 007n7...? Told me about the survivors... and their roles... said I'm a 'survivalist', whatever that means... I've mostly been getting by because of my hiding... I found I could create and place cones. Then, I would create big clusters of them, and then use my own cone to hide among them."

*Traffic looks up at guest, his spiral eyes dazed, but determined.*

“You..know ð ā ī ş ý?…..”

-he put his hand on his head- -COUGH COUGH- “..I mean..yeah..I’m guest..”

“Sorry for knocking into ya…you alright?”

-he put his hand out to help him up-

-he seems a little wary and uneasy..-

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"Oh, thanks. Guess I'll see ya later. Have a good one."

*they take the money with a small smile on their face. but right before they leave, they slam their head into a wall. Then they leave. Maybe you'll see him again.*

*Suddenly, another robloxian walked into view. His skin is pylon orange, with a traffic cone on his head held down with caution tape, orange headphones, and white hair. His eyes are spirals, and he's wearing a black and orange scarf, an orange and white jacket, with a grey undershirt that has a traffic cone decal on it, a skateboard on his back, and black pants. Then, they speak.*

"Hey, uh... you know where two time is...? He still owes me 50 bucks, and if he doesn't pay up, I'm bashing his skull in..."

*Azure awkwardly chuckled, looking around anywhere but the new robloxian.*

“I haven’t seen Two Time in a little while! Uhm, if I may ask, dear visitor, why does Two Time owe you money..? Please refrain from bashing in their skull!”

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"The bastard needed some cash to buy his cult stuff, and he never paid me back despite his insistence that 'the spawn' would give him the money back..."

*they continue to look around for two time.*

"And I won't kill him or anything... I'm just gonna kick his ass until he pays me..."

*Suddenly, another robloxian walked into view. His skin is pylon orange, with a traffic cone on his head held down with caution tape, orange headphones, and white hair. His eyes are spirals, and he's wearing a black and orange scarf, an orange and white jacket, with a grey undershirt that has a traffic cone decal on it, a skateboard on his back, and black pants. Then, they speak.*

"Hey, uh... you know where two time is...? He still owes me 50 bucks, and if he doesn't pay up, I'm bashing his skull in..."

*Azure awkwardly chuckled, looking around anywhere but the new robloxian.*

“I haven’t seen Two Time in a little while! Uhm, if I may ask, dear visitor, why does Two Time owe you money..? Please refrain from bashing in their skull!”

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I have a sophisticated query that has been unable to be pondered and answered of all human flesh humanity until now.....

Can traffic cones breathe? I need to know such answers 🔍

"Well, normally, no... but traffic cones like me, that are more robloxian than cone can...! It's mostly because we have internal organs...! Neat, huh...?"