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having someone gently kiss you all over your body is underrated

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Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all, you’re horny asf, stop lying”

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You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

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“HUNGRY!!!” . It’s been a while since I did a gif 😅 This was heavily inspired by the bongo cat meme 😂😂😂

I just had the urge to do this and I regret nothing!

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all those chickens frm chicken run are lesbians. especially that one bitch. you know who im talking about

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why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

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Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

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our sis jiggly really working that winged eyeliner huh

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A mood

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if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

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