Tracy: a hag haunting my bog for 29 years. crochet, witcher games, kingdom come, lotr, malevolent. prob nsfw
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last year i got dismembered badly and they hid all of my limbs from me and i鈥檓 slowly finding them one by one
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This is true for every shirt except my van halen shirt, its probably cursed


Age 16 and 29 its still kicking at at least 90%
When i die aged 107 please remember to bury me in it.
how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear
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Palia day 1: heehee hoohoo cute farming game :3 oh? You can romance the npcs? No combat? Beaver-fox-raccoons??? Yaaaaay :3333
Palia day 5: Everyone is depressed. Everyone鈥檚 wife is dead. Rumors and conspiracies are running rampant. The government hates you. You鈥檙e the last of your kind and the world is dying. I am running coke for the kitty mafia. There鈥檚 a hot witch in the woods and she keeps bullying me.
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I beg you please take 1 min 52 seconds to listen to my tale of woe.
I thought a fic was complete, it wasnt. I left a comment about my devestation only for thr fic to simultaneously be updated with the next chapter at the exact same moment.
Then i will tell you the comment i left. I know all you authors love comments, so please hear this one. Hahahahahah
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if she鈥檚 your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament
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I have been told many times throughout my life my face has very french features, so as i go down ancestry rabbit holes every so often i decided to make that my focus this time.
I noticed my maternal grandmas side has been in New York for as long as i can trace thus far, so I followed her maiden surname of Perrin as a starting place. Glad i started withom that name cause that was the answer.
Turns out thats a French Huguenot name, of whom fled France ~ 1685-1710 for the classic reason protestant persecution from the catholics.
So i was probably pretty close to getting to the actual ancestor who came over as i was working in the late 1700s
So then i go to the Huguenots society website and the Perrin's even have a cute lil crest


So, that's that. Mystery solved, i am in fact distantly french
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Im CRASHIN OUT
My friend and i who were once roommates were pregnant at the same time anad her son just had his 8th birthday
Which means my sons 8th bday is right around the corner
Like 7 feels like a kid ya know?? But 8?? EIGHT! E I G H T
That feels like a ////BIG KID////
idk HOW TO HANDLE THAT EMOTION
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Someone take my doodle and make it a cool tattoo for me body 馃槱
(Were just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year)
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What is the kind of torture called when your partner calls and reads aloud back to you all the dirty things you wrote to them when you were hopelessly alone at night.
I DONT KNOW THE PURPOSE, OR THE SATISFACTION HE GAINS FROM IT BUT IT DOES THINGS.
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Snippets from Kuttenberg royal silvering.
We were invited by Warhorse to an event called The Royal Silvering of Kutn谩 Hora. It was a historical festival where Warhorse had their own stand and we were there to entertain the fans, play dice and be hot (literally since it was like 30掳C).


Henry: ...with Capon.
Martin: What?!

The gallows will torment me everywhere.

Horse racing!

馃槒馃槒馃槒

Henry has two fathers.

The famous fountain!

"A fountain? Here? In the middle of the city? Where does the water come from?"
We also did this at Co.Con in Pilsen! If you're from the Czech Republic and there is an event where you'd like to see us, feel free to message us!

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Happy pride month from Kuttenberg!
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Photo by: @ladyofleipa
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And by the way, you can also support us and buy prints on Ko-Fi now!
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See you in the stocks
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