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"and if anybody asks the R actually stands for redstone and not... Ron"

the way mumbo seems to be embarrassed of his silly little roleplaying,,, sir,,, you're on a server with RENDOG

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this looks GORGEOUS i am saving up the funds immediately, please go check this out!!

my storybook is now live! link to PO on my profile!!! (rbs are appreciated!)

happy 3rd life anniversary! 💚💛❤️

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i don't know how to explain it but tangotek is like, the gordon ramsay of redstone

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i'm still alive i'm just being murdered by law school which is making it infinitely harder to be hilarious

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in the desert again

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let gem be homophobic 2k24

the disbelief and then judgement in her voice

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god that one mania reddit post really changed the entirety of joels season huh

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grian and pearl are siblings (affectionate) and grian and jimmy are siblings (derogatory)

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it's the mania

he said this abt grian and jimmy,,, is he ever sane? (/j)

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calling them soulmates in every universe in a lore stream vs saying 'they should get a divorce' in the reddit aita,,,, the duality of ma(rty)n

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the worst part isn't that grians a league player. it's that he's a BAD league player 😭😭

HELPPPPPPPP

My YouTuber is in Silver 4………….

My YouTuber is jungling……………..

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new decked out 3 premise

i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner

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i think the worst thing about the etho playing an mmorpg on three different accounts at the same time with his two hands and his foot isn't like, the absolute insanity of that whole thing, but the fact that based on what we know about games he's played and that if he was insane enough to rig a setup like that for it he's probably mentioned it before, the mmorpg was fucking MapleStory 2

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All Real Life SMP members’ last words

13. Grian - “No, no, I’m gonna—”

12. Joel - “No, stop! No!—”

11. Scar - “No, no, no, no, go guys, it’s okay, oh jeez, oh frick—“

10. Impulse - “Don’t you do it. Don’t you do it!” [responding to Martyn saying Impulse was critting] “That’s right!”

9. Skizz - “What’s up, BigB! Whoo! Yeah!”

8. Ren - “No, don’t just kill me, it’s gotta be a fight! it’s gotta be a fight! Fight! Bring it on, you—”

7. Jimmy - “Aah!”

6. BigB - “Oh. Oh, no.”

5. Pearl - “Ah! Oh— I don’t wanna d—”

4. Martyn - “Please, please, please no, please no.”

3. Gem - “Cleo, get away from my backside! What is ha—”

2. Scott - “You got a fence post in your hand! Very nice.”

1. Cleo (winner) - “Creeper, creeper, creeper! Kill me, kill me, kill me! Aww—”

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anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.

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welcome to the fandom!! <3

how is scar both the worst and best minecraft player of all time. he didn’t know mobs can climb up ladders and created a completely avoidable situation where he’s spawnkilled immediately but he also runs across the entire nether unharmed. no one does it like him

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