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I love them more than anything in the world
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Inspired by my friend’s art [x]!! If Sabo was to get a tattoo in memory of Ace, Law should totally do it for him.
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listen i do appreciate canon marineford for the tragedy it is. however it does happen to also be extremely funny.
ace is on his knees on the execution platform, the same place the father that he despises and has tried to define himself outside for his whole life had knelt, thinking this might be the most fitting ending to the life long crashout ace started when he found out who his father was
and then in comes LUFFY, his cheerful persistent little menace of a brother, who has come to COP CENTRAL to break ace out PUBLICLY.
Not only that, but he’s staged a mass break out of the formerly inescapable prison IMPEL DOWN (HE WASNT EVEN LOCKED UP IN THERE? SO EVERYONES A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED AS TO HOW THAT HAPPENED???)
He also kind of looks like shit? But he’s fighting like he’s on day three of a methamphetamine high so no one can be sure how injured luffy Really is.
side note: luffy tanked a lung full of Kills You Dead Toxin and then got shot full of Lowers Your Lifespan Drug and on top of all that, DEMANDED the Super Lowers Your Lifespan Drug when he realized he might need anything resembling recovery time.
as an elder sibling myself, ace might’ve been truly grateful for being loved at the end, but i KNOW there’s a part of him that was INFURIATED that his kid brother managed to crash out harder than he did like OMG STOP COPYING ME FRRRRRRRRRR.
#one piece#marineford#portgas d ace#my posts#imagine being upstaged at your own execution by the snot nosed kid brother you used to bully for sport. PERSONALLY I WOULD BE FURIOUS.#ace looks at luffy like: surely his disregard for his own life and reckless actions have nothing to do with my influence on him as a child.#surely not!#ace and sabo raised each other and luffy. and i do think that the crashout gene that the three of them seem to share is directly bc of that#like luffy and sabo were professional crash outs before. like there’s a certain level of ‘idc if i get beat to shit i’m taking you with me’#that growing up fighting tigers and bears and wolves or whatever instills in a person#but after marineford? you cannot tell me that luffy and sabo aren’t fighting for the empty throne of crashout king in aces honor.#sure they have REASONS for what they do. but the casual disregard for ANY personal consequences post marineford is kind of awe inspiring.#after luffy beat enels ass with the golden mii fists after getting his ass beat into the ground three full times i truly thought that#was as far as luffys ‘crashout harder than my opponent’ strategy went. pre time skip luffy crashouts are NOTHING compared to post time skip.#and given how sabo is rolling in the manga rn he’s doing the same thing#like it’s one thing to want to fight someone bc they fucked with a homie#it’s another thing entirely to think the solution is shouting your name address and social security at them repeatedly#before you fight Unkillable David the Destroyer with nothing but hands flip flops and a dream#before marineford he was somewhat cognizant of his own mortality. not by much mind you but enough to have that shit make him pause for a#second#i promise that if crocodile had the same amnt of advantage over luffy and tossed his ass into the sandpit after beating luffy to a pulp#luffy would EAT the sand and get back to fighting crocodile#crashout is an excellent word. that describes such a specific state of mind and set of actions. and it is THE most succinct answer to the#question: what the fuck is wrong with the ASL brothers.#the only difference between an irl d1 crashout and monkey d. luffy is that he’s dodged most if not all consequences.
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HOT BOY SUMMER🔥
my gift to u for pride month🤲🏳️⚧️
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idk how to explain it but fics where the ASL brothers time travel and meet roger’s crew (and sometimes whitebeards) crack me up.
like imagine being roger, doing roger things. you’re having the time of your life, trying desperately to rizz up a woman so bad she’ll look like she’s doing charity work if she gives you a shot.
then out from nowhere and in quick succession you discover:
1) you somehow managed to procreate
2) your son has been training to be a D1 Self Sabotager since day ONE. like that boy is so incredibly self destructive that one of his pastimes was going down to bars and instigating fights by asking if he had the right to exist. AS A CHILD. you may have been awarded the title king of the pirates but your son is for sure shooting for king of the crashouts.
3) you didn’t die maidenless.
4) your son got handed over to MARINE VICE ADMIRAL MONKEY D. GARP. AND THEN DUMPED IN A JUNGLE TO BE RAISED BY WOLVES AND BANDITS.
5) PORTGAS D. ROUGE GAVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY??????? HOLY SHIT?????
6) your son??? is sworn brothers??? with monkey d garps grandson???????
7) no seriously PORTGAS D. ROUGE?????
you turn to the strange rubber child picking his nose. you ask him what his dream is or something kids love to yap and the marine vice admirals grandson looks you dead in the eye wearing YOUR GODDAMN STRAW HAT and yells “IM GOING TO BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!”
you turn to the final, blonde child and rayleigh is beginning to sweat a little along with Every Blonde Member Of The Crew and you ask him what his deal is. is he another d. clan member. is he rocks d. xebecs kid. is he secretly part of cypher pol. the possibilities are truly endless.
he shrugs in his fancy little noble outfit and says with his fancy little noble accent “My parents suffer from raging cunt disease and I have an aversion.”
AND THATS ONLY FROM ROGERS PERSPECTIVE!!!!!!
the asl brothers are hilarious out of context and i will not take any criticism.
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Funny thought I'd like to share with you:
Could you imagine, the moment Nika just saw Luffy die, bro just went "Oh HELL no, you ain't dying on me yet, get yo ass up!!!!! >:0"
And starts beating the shit out of his heart with both hands so it can start beating, and that's why Luffy was bouncing like that in the anime😭🙏
Lmfao, idk just thought it was a funny thought and wanted to tell ya is all
BOY GET THE FUCK UP !,!!!!!!!
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quick study of this live actor sabo picture i saw on twt a while back. his unsettling nature charmed me
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