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traffic-cone-borrower · 3 days ago

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"...That's fair enough."

Please remember to drink water guys, I don't want anyone dying.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j #you that shit is toxic #right?#<- theres a reason why in the tag with interactions with her siblings why she's called a dumbass

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traffic-cone-borrower · 3 days ago

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"Comes from the person who only drinks Monster."

Please remember to drink water guys, I don't want anyone dying.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 4 days ago

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"ok not one of my friend's many husbands, got it."

i will comfort kevin. and by comfort kevin i mean i will follow him around and meow at him.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 4 days ago

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"which kevin, this is very important."

i will comfort kevin. and by comfort kevin i mean i will follow him around and meow at him.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 7 days ago

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"...not my problem."

walks off-

hands you a very mystery box that totally isn't filled to the brim with monster energy drinks

(it's a 3ftx3ftx3ft box enjoy /j)

- @traffic-cone-borrower (not restless wdym)

Doesn't answer because I'm too busy drinking Monster

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 7 days ago

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"Finally, you notice me."

Hands you the box again, with all the cans I stole on top of it

hands you a very mystery box that totally isn't filled to the brim with monster energy drinks

(it's a 3ftx3ftx3ft box enjoy /j)

- @traffic-cone-borrower (not restless wdym)

Doesn't answer because I'm too busy drinking Monster

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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starts taking cans (that arent in the box that I handed you-) one by one until you notice my presence

hands you a very mystery box that totally isn't filled to the brim with monster energy drinks

(it's a 3ftx3ftx3ft box enjoy /j)

- @traffic-cone-borrower (not restless wdym)

Doesn't answer because I'm too busy drinking Monster

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"peak"

[i got real lazy with this one]

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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me neither

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#huh what the fuck am i doing here heh

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"Exactly."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#I'll beat their asses THEN get the catnip for my reward!!#<- pop off traffic #<- dw she has and will again /silly #traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"...I can beat some asses with a stop sign, no doubt about it."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#but what if they have catnip traffic #are anthros immune to catnip #<- I'll beat their asses THEN get the catnip for my reward!!#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"Pshhh... I can beat the cops..."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"Why shouldn't I steal them??"

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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gwiggles

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#girlkisser headbutts you #< OWIEEE #traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"Yes."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#stop doing that #<- never.#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"I have the permanent debuff of unemployment."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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traffic-cone-borrower · 8 days ago

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"yes."

this is me telling you that i am the only employed member of the family. i work at the local officalverse mcdonalds.

#traffic cone but not a cone what #dumbass with her dumbass siblings /j

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