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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Why did catfish get so weird though. There’s an electric catfish. There’s catfish that can come out of the water and go for a walk. There’s catfish that only swim upside-down. Catfish that eat wood. Catfish that raise all their babies in the dad’s mouth. The candiru is a catfish and it evolved to lodge in the gills of other catfish and suck their blood like a tick.

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I support recreational and erotic testosterone use

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Yo my friend says that playing cookie clicker made her realise she was trans somehow (she says thank you)

video games really can do anything

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censorship

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you

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stop trying to make “wintry mix” happen. just call it slush

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lms if you always thought she was really cool and u felt inexplicably drawn to her as a child but u never understood why… but now you know

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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More celebrities need to say stuff like this

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Saw some lady at the train station with a long flowing white skirt, walking a dog with a long flowing white fur, and they both were glowing equally in the contre-jour light of sunshine. Had to draw a rough sketch of them and then shittily shade it on my phone so I'll remember to try to draw them later.