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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

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anakin and padme have their kids and run away to raise them in isolation on naboo as planned & the years go by & the kids get to the age where they need to see a space dentist. & padme’s like well you take luke i take leia we go to dentists on the opposite side of the planet we go in disguise and this is literally fine. this will work. & so anakin takes luke on a space road trip to the space dentist office and the whole way there he is so fucking intense. he is looking baby luke right in his little eyes and going Now Is Not The Time To Fuck Around. Do You Hear Me. This Is Serious Shit. This Is Space Dentistry. because like there was only one dentist for the slaves on tattoine, he was a tiger hybrid alien & his name was “snarl”. and he was a mean motherfucker he’d pull out all the teeth if a kid so much as cried. so that’s anakin’s reference point and he’s hunched over luke going Snarl Ate A Kid’s Eyeball Once. so by the time they get to the space dentistry luke is so goddamn psyched out that he sees the dentist and just immediately explodes all his equipment with his mind. all of it. all of the liquids and stuff boil over. & so then anakin has to take luke for space ice cream as an apology & go Well. My Bad.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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ok ik ben van mening veranderd ik heb een hekel aan signaalwoorden nu <- moet een onderzoeksverslag schrijven

al dan niet! wellicht! echter! bovendien! overigens! in vergelijking met! het is mogelijk dat! dat valt te betwisten! dat wil niet zeggen dat! allemaal geweldige woorden & zinsdelen om op een tentamen te gebruiken. volg mij voor meer tips om veel te lang van stof te zijn en jezelf zowel tijdsnood als kramp in je hand te bezorgen

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Relief for Rafah is a community kitchen in Rafah that is buying food and water in bulk and distributing it for free. They need funding to continue supplying the people of Mawasi al-Qarara refugee camp with water.

You can help by donating here.

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omg mijn diepste excuses 💔💔💔 desalniettemin woord aller tijden

al dan niet! wellicht! echter! bovendien! overigens! in vergelijking met! het is mogelijk dat! dat valt te betwisten! dat wil niet zeggen dat! allemaal geweldige woorden & zinsdelen om op een tentamen te gebruiken. volg mij voor meer tips om veel te lang van stof te zijn en jezelf zowel tijdsnood als kramp in je hand te bezorgen

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Ik zag lelijke woorden, dus ... erm ..

Op:

Zouten

Rotten

Mieteren / sodemieteren /siedemieteren

[insert ziektes]

hoeren

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al dan niet! wellicht! echter! bovendien! overigens! in vergelijking met! het is mogelijk dat! dat valt te betwisten! dat wil niet zeggen dat! allemaal geweldige woorden & zinsdelen om op een tentamen te gebruiken. volg mij voor meer tips om veel te lang van stof te zijn en jezelf zowel tijdsnood als kramp in je hand te bezorgen

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

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Never, first of all, I thank you all for what happened last week. I asked to collect an amount to buy a bag of flour, and I only saw from you that you did not let me down and we collected the full amount. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, guys, but I will be alert to a simple thing that happened to me new, when I collected the amount of 500 dollars, which is the price of a bag of flour 7 days ago, and this is what I asked for money to buy a whole bag, but unfortunately, when I went to buy flour, I found that flour traders and the owners of thefts, had hidden the flour, and did not show it at all, what's wrong? What's the problem? No one knows the reason, I went back to my house, although the money is available to me and I can buy it, the effects of sadness on my family and their sadness seemed for what happened to me, my father told me to go to another place tomorrow to buy flour, so I started the next day to look for any bag of flour, and in the end, I found people selling flour, I was happy to see them, and I felt that this time I would not take my family, I went quickly, and I asked the man how much is the price of the bag I need one, so he told me that the price of the bag is 1000 dollars, and here was my shock, he started negotiating with him, I told him Yesterday it was worth 500 dollars،

What happened, why did his price double, he didn't listen to me, and he was a cursed merchant, but I couldn't come back empty this time, I was forced to buy 12 kilos of flour, equivalent to half a bag of flour, and I returned home, this did not execute my family's joy of getting flour, although we did not buy enough of it, but we ate and were full yesterday and here we are eating today too, and all that credit is up to you, but it is not enough tomorrow we will eat for the last time, we need 3 kilos per day, so the quantity I brought will run out tomorrow, and we will return to famine after that, I think if it is not annoying, to continue collecting the amount, enough to buy half another bag, or collect the price of another bag of flour, but I will only ask for a little, 500 dollars to buy half another bag, it will be enough.

I'm sorry for everything I did. I swear if there was something else I would do I have no other choice. Please, my friends, who is bothering him, tell me that he doesn't want to hear anything from him, and I won't bother him with my messages anymore.

The link of the old post, for those who care to know all the events :

My campaign verification link .

3447/4000.

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I think more historical fantasies and alt histories that have gay marriage be allowed should mess around with the societal implications of this. If your aristocracy allows gay marriage, why? As a release valve for inheritance problems, like monasticism was in parts of medieval Europe? As a way of removing your failchild from the line of succession by legally binding them to the failchild of your political ally, ensuring any offspring they both have will be illegitimate? How about a society where the lower classes are allowed to be gay but the nobility aren’t? Idk there’s just a lot of options that are more interesting than “homophobia just doesn’t real”

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why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

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Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

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okay so there’s this thing called procrastination and me & my friends well…we’ve gone pro

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something i'm very keen on in my other fandoms is fic rec lists so here are my favourites in the nevermoor fandom. if you read any of these and enjoy them please remember to comment and leave a kudos. the list above the cut is silverborn spoilers free and below the cut are the silverborn spoilers fics so this post isnt going to be tagged with spoilers but just. be aware. also remember to read all the tags and the description before going in. those exist for a reason. i've tried to link the tumblrs of the authors but if i couldnt find

Bid Day by @tillywunderwing (TillyWunderWing)

Morrigan's death on Eventide night creates a timeloop.

(what do you mean you've lost your) scarlet welly boots by @tragedykery (maileesque)

Morrigan tries to cope with Jupiter's death.

Big Fat Ginger Crush by originalblue

Very cute Jupitim fic.

The Nervous Breakdown Trial by @purrassicjet (purrassicjet)

Jupiter and Bertram do the Fright Trial.

A Rose By Any Other Fate Would Sting A Lot Less by @purrassicjet (purrassicjet)

Jupiter visits Rosie's grave.

The guilt and terror, it's eating me alive by @patchythecryptid (parchmentandpencils)

Mog & Jupidad hurt/comfort post Silverborn.