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me watching the met gala every fucking year

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On your left.

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Porygon says trans rights! (Are human rights!)

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Zendaya never disappoints

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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

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he snaps his fingers and universal healthcare is immediately and successfully implemented

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Tony Hawk is a real one lol

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my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

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mike’s hard almond milk

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haha damn pornhub was being serious

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��are you okay’ by normal people standards? no. by my standards? do you see me crying? no? then yea im good

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bee real, my senior thesis

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detective pikachu: *is baby*

movie sonic: *is carrying the bubonic plague*

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hey why the fuck are brie larson and ryan ross kicking it while looking like That