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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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hello? yeah. the people that were criticizing you for believing the US government was controlled by Israel are getting arrested on campus now. yeah at peaceful protests against Israel. yeah they're being beaten by security as we speak. For talking bad about Israel, yeah.

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The Australian race has perfected this. We have elixirs known as "Solo" and "Lift", one because it is the Solo drink you need, and the other will upLift your spirits

I would like them to make a more sour Sprite

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^^ but once I do all will be right in the world

"cryptocurrency is bad because it uses a lot of electricity". no it's just gay and useless.

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guy who calls himself a sinophile and gets really confused when people start talking to him about experimental movies

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Drinking a heineken like some kind of bog dwelling savage, forgot its one of those beers that taste worse the more you drink

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Frankenstein is a surname not a first name so obviously a living creation of his would inherit the surname. Idiot. Fucking piece of shit. Think you're better than everyone

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Genghis Kanye Chesterton

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bro i cant listen to Swans and vape.... this is cigarette music

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socialized and weaverpilled

Massive Birds Nests on telephone poles in the Kalahari Desert South Africa, a native bird called the sociable weaver bird constructs massive nests that from a distance, look like a giant haystack that's fallen into a tree. These nests are the largest built by any bird and are large enough to house over a hundred pairs of birds. Some sociable weaver nests have remained occupied for several generations spanning over 100 years.

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it