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new account!~ dm me please

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I don't think we can trust the guardian as a reliable news source on anything from now on

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i have a weird appreciation for Baroque artists, in particular Francois Boucher and Peter Paul Rubens, for depicting the human body in lush detail at a time that predates the standards for bodies to be thin and airbrushed with no wrinkles or cellulite

it’s just really interesting to me

so many the things women are taught to hate about their bodies—pudgy bellies, fat rolls, double chins, and cellulite—used to be ideals of beauty shown in depictions of goddesses

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Fun, someone said the words “prior authorizations” around me and now I’m pissed off at 730am on my day off. I go off on this rant all the time. ALL THE TIME.

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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

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Long time no see,everyone!

It has been a long time since my last appearance here,I am sorry that I didn`t reply you guys and send new arts in time—we know that people in China are not allowed to use many foreign websites.

Anyway,thanks for your watching!😄

1 Ten cents【Character in Tugs】and Thomas

2—3 Jeremy the Jet Plane and Harold the helicopter

4 S22 “Forever and ever”

5 Kevin

6 Edward

7 Gordon

8—9 Panda Head memes Challenge

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this is the P36-0251, the last Soviet steam locomotive. Now he is in the museum, and when I visit him (unfortunately, very rarely, because he is in another city), I cry next to him

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It's not my style and not my design of Gordon, but it's my art

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fancypants

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My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

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14k vintage typewriter charm with pearl, ruby, and sapphire

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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

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i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

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My desktop's screen just went black.

out of nowhere, a black line appeared, the image froze and now when i turned it off and then on again its clearly working but no image shows up. I've had it since 2016.

I'm a brazilian freenlance designer.

So i need this computer to work and survive and make some money. Heres my professional instagram just to prove that a) im a real person asking for help and b) i absolutely love what i do, and i do it well.

Help me pay for repair costs

Unfortunately Brazil have been going thru A LOT to the point where a single dollar is worth 5 times our currency... so yes, every penny WILL HELP. unfortunately the only way brazilians can get paid internationally is via paypal's pay for goods or services option.

my paypal is j.freitasteixeira@gmail.com or johann-johann@hotmail.com

please boost/donate if possible, im very devastated 🥺

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- How to Dragon Your Train

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some fucking cunt really robbed my ma!!! i hope they fuckin DIE fr fr

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hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!