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Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

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The only thing imma say about the new Shrek is that they better show us the fucked up adult versions of Donkey and Dragon’s babies don’t chicken out you Frankensteined those things, you gotta live with the consequences

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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Hi, it's me, a youtuber with no sense of pacing, I made a video on a topic you've been dying to see treated. Yeah no it's mostly padding, no you won't really learn anything. I don't plan on researching the topic either, half the stuff you wanted to learn is missing. Look at my sponsor

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Who are you?

IG || Kofi

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tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

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Milchick's been looking a little too sympathetic these past few episodes so they had to have him send Gemma back down to the testing floor again to remind us he still won't see heaven

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did a "quick" self-portrait (I spent 4 days on it....)

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Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

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99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

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need to smoke with him

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"sex" literally isn't real. "ohhh i just had sex" you "had" sex? where did it go? did it grow legs and run away?? idiot

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing