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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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A leopard seal waking up from a nap with it’s own version of bed head.It’s warm body has melted the ice it was sleeping on, wetting down it’s fur on one side. Source: National Geographic’s Instagram page @natgeo
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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
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I personally adore Eric Bogosian’s interviews because I, like so many of us of a certain age, had to grow up with actors discussing their queer roles where it was always how grueling and mentally draining it was to play these tragic stories out where horrific things happened to their characters and the struggles of doing the gay stuff. And now we’ve got a guy who is vibrating with excitement for any chance to talk in detail about how playing a gay role and doing gay stuff on screen is the coolest best most awesome thing to ever happen to him in his 7 decades of life. It’s just so joyfully refreshing. We didn’t use to have this kind of thing. And I’m so grateful for it now.
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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there
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“You and your words, obsessed with your legacy… Your sentences border on senseless… And you are paranoid in every paragraph… How they perceive you…”
“I'm erasing myself from the narrative…”
“Let future historians wonder how Eliza reacted when you broke her heart..”
“You have torn it all apart… I'm watching it burn. Watching it burn!”
“The world has no right to my heart… The world has no place in our bed… They don't get to know what I said…”
“I’m burning the memories!”
“…With only the memories of when you were mine..”
“I hope that you burn!”
PART 2
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“you know my story. thomas, miranda, all of it. know the role they played in motivating me to do the things that i’ve done, the things i will do. it has made me transparent to you. not only that, but when i told you this story, you insinuated yourself into it. the lastest in a line of ill-fated partners, situating yourself such that, were you and i ever to come to blows, i’d be forced to hesitate before doing you any harm.”
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