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"Get a hobby" smoking weed and chilling literally is a hobby
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best jerma jokes are the ones where he has his webcam on and has text overlay and he’s pretending to do something
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very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
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wow. finally, ive finished filling the house with chintz! i really hope my husband likes- oh. uh
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i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see
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trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....
god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical
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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
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had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
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I’m soooo hungry for dinner but I just can’t stop sitting in my favorite chair
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