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iff my hands shshake when intype itts nott, bc i km cryinng its bebcuase im nuttitng

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there’s this one moment in ROTS where General Grievous pulls his cape aside to show the audience just a hint of his ass, before just as quickly pulling it back. I can only assume this three second tease cost millions of dollars in CGI

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my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

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I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

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what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

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i only draw dumb things

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please enjoy these two out of context panels for a project i dont have time to finish

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@thewillowbends replied to your post: texts from vader are my favorite omg please never…

Anakin totally is the guy who texts even ten feet away

[in the Temple communications room, watching a presentation] Anakin: [text] hiiiiiiiiii  Obi-Wan: [looks up]  Anakin: [winks and wiggles his fingers at Obi-Wan from across the room]  Obi-Wan: [text] Anakin watch the briefing  Anakin: i hope they keep it…brief  Anakin: get it  Obi-Wan: Yes very amusing we can joke around later Anakin: what else can we do later 😏 Obi-Wan: I am absolutely NOT having that sort of discussion with you right now. Anakin:  😘 😘 😘 ur hair looks amazing today btw  Obi-Wan: Thank you, now please stop texting and pay attention. Anakin: oh ill pay attention to something in this room all right 😇 Anakin: (i meant u btw)  Anakin: (bc idk what theyre even talking about rn but it sounds boring af) Anakin: omg windu is talking soooooooooooooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooow and its so dark in here im gettin sleepy 😴 😴 😴 Anakin: can we leave yet THIS SUCKS IM STARVING Anakin: what r we having for lunch  Anakin: can we have ice cream  Anakin: obiwan look over at me  Anakin: do u think i should get a haircut Anakin: obiwan im asking u a question and its important this is my hair im talking about Anakin: i mean it looks good now right ofc but it looked good when i had it a little shorter in the summer too  Anakin: [sends a NSFW picture of himself] see???? it looked really good here Anakin: but then also i looked amazing in general in this pic 😉 😘 lol  Anakin: obiwan what do u think  Anakin: obiwan Anakin: obiwan  Obi-Wan: [flustered] [out loud] FOR KRIFF’S SAKE ANAKIN YOU KNOW I THINK YOU LOOK LOVELY NO MATTER WHAT JUST WATCH THE BLOODY PRESENTATION! [everyone stares at Obi-Wan for a moment as Anakin stands there feigning innocence] Mace: [advancing his PowerPoint to the next slide] …moving on. 

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Get a man who can reach out across the universe to find your unique signature from sonic vibrations, key into your vibes, then enhance them to bring you home to him (whatever that all means)

(Shatterstar #5)

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As a Millennial, living with a Gen Z is just wild. I just heard them say “I’ve got some time to ‘lax tomorrow”.  I’m ageing. Turning into David Attenborough as we speak.  I cannot ‘lax. 

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mad that my friends don't like bad music just cause it's not good

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It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

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making someone you like laugh is an unbeatably epic feeling

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Same Energy Dynamic Duos who share a single braincell between the two of them

(nonb used instead of nb bc nb originally means nonblack so please if u use this meme for other stuff keep it that way!)

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…..maybe i will go see it again this week bc i went feral on scribbling fanart🙄

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