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Hello this is inspired by me misreading a Tumblr post could you make an edit where nurse chapel is replaced with chappell roan

or alternatively just

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im sorry his swag is just unparalleled i know i could never pull this off and yet i need every part of this fit

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what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

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I <3 McCoy and Spock interactions

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a ridiculous concept i cant get out of my head is the ferengi having an attitude toward vulcans thats basically "these guys would be SO COOL if they didnt SUCK" bc they could be making absolute bank with their ruthless logic and intellect and they have the second sexiest ears in the galaxy, but noooo, they're too busy deepthroating the federation's boot. BUT if you took a vulcan baby and raised it right, with good ferengi values...

cut to quark showing up one day wearing a baby bjorn and sisko or whoever asking him "why do you have a vulcan baby 🤨?" "i acquired it." "you mean adopted?" "yeah yeah whatever. lets go, t'axevasion, time to launder money with daddy"

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ohh quinto’s voice is too high pitched for spock ok first of all no one is going to sound like leonard nimoy unless they’ve been gargling gravel for 30 years and also what if i said i found his faggy inflection endearing. what then. what if i enjoy the fact that he sounds limp wristed.

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AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON A BEAUTIFUL SHIP…. WITH A BEAUTIFUL CREW… AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF…. HOW DID I GET HERE?

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Desire

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I made this meme. I hope you like it! Haha. Homophobic Trekkies see the chemistry between Kirk and Spock and be like: they seem to be very good friends.

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he's just like me fr

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my mantra in favour of calling everything slop while not getting all "downfall of society" about it

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watching the aos movies is so unbelievable bc you really can’t overstate how badly chris pine’s jim wants spock. it’s a soul-deep desire to suck his dick. it actually becomes comedic at certain points

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on amok time again: they really did "spock experiences primal alien mating drive and murder fuck ritual," and didn't even play with "and this is an excuse to see our prim and proper mr spock get sensual with a lady!". like he expends ALL of his hot dominating fantasy uncontrollable lust rage energy ON KIRK. they wrote that and had ONE chance to make spock have any scandalous, carnal housewife jerk off material romance they wanted with any sexy space woman in the universe, and they chose kirk. when he does interact with a woman he throws a soup at her

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While trying to find Chekov Bones stops to do some awesome doctoring 

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Y’all remember that emergency meld spirk fic I started writing a million years ago? As a refresher - Spock and Kirk are trapped on a planet during their first mission and can only communicate through a mind meld AND THE FIRST CHAPTER IS LIVE! Link below. Second should go up in a week or two later and the third a week or two after that. Hope you enjoy!

Image description: there is an image of Kirk standing in front of and against Spock, eyes shut tight and hands over his ears. His uniform and face are dirty and scratched up. Spock is reaching around Kirk’s body to his temple, hand splayed across his face in a meld. He is also dirty and disheveled and keeping watch for what lies through a shuttle craft door.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47828068/chapters/120574726

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STAR TREK: TOS- S1E28 | The City on the Edge of Forever

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Captain Kirk is canonically: bisexual, loves old books (but not if they clutter up an entire room), picks flowers, pulls riveting speeches of love and optimism out of his ass, cannot fight his way out of a paper bag (but he tries anyway), is a stack of books with legs, is a history nerd, likes a good chicken sandwich and coffee, wears his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose, should’ve been a librarian, cannot drive a car, has a supply of makeup on hand, is a very nice and wonderful captain, must be kept away from the mischaracterized crass and indecent womanizer tropes