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at this time i have no plans to stop eating people. but i could turn into an anime girl in real life if i wanted to i dont even need the technology or whatever ��Live2D” even is idk it’s 2009

me: hey Cross could i be a minecraft youtuber…. Be honest

Cap ‘n’ Cross: (stabbing me for the fourteenth time with Syringe That Makes You Stop Going Online)

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cross said i couldn’t be a hololive vtuber either …. whatever. what does he know

me: hey Cross could i be a minecraft youtuber…. Be honest

Cap ‘n’ Cross: (stabbing me for the fourteenth time with Syringe That Makes You Stop Going Online)

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im just like bugs when you lift up a rock, by the way

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DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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Ima an #oops 🤪

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if you are the fry cook at McDonald’s on 1286 1st Ave i will kill you

if you are the guy who hit me with his 2009 honda accord i will kill you

if you are the marine who got mad when i was disguised in a base and shoved my rifle up your asshole it was just a prank man come on

rules for engaging with my Blog:

if you are infected i will kill you

if you are blackwatch i will kill you

if you took my $20 when i was taking it out to pay the glizzy guy i will kill you

if you are that skinny blond kid with the same name as me your music probably sucks and also i will kill you

if you say shit like “unalive” and “sewer slide” i will kill you

if you are that guy named “desmond miles” i will kill you. hang on this phone conveniently taped under the pay phone is ringing. ugh fuuuuck this duct tape is really strong. good thing each of my individual fingers could blow a hole through a kangaroo. hello?

yeahh uhhh ok that last guy is already dead

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i look like that one ps3 avatar 😂

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(emerges from crowd covered in lipstick marks) yeah so i have so many government conspiracies you wouldn't believe 😏 i could tell you about the mcdonalds sleeper agent of '79... but maybe I won't 😏 (pulled back into the crowd)

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im more than judt a fat dick. im a fat pair of balls too

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girl: it’s cold….:(

me, alex mercer, wearing my alex mercer leather jacket from prototype: yeah thats why i brought a jacket

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has anyone else heard of a strain of redlight called “woke mind” dm me for details

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red text indicates that it has been infected with The Virus…..

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my beautiful 92 followers…. i will doordash you a suculent new york pizza pie

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fake news im not owned im not owned

WAS OWNED TOO BAD AND GOT SENT STRAIGHT TO THE MORGUE

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anyone still up for doing this ? call me

grab a handful of lab rats, inject them with the Fuck Virus, nd set them loose in the sewers to become the new gods of capitalism

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i hjave no fucking Idea who these people are rofl