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Like to give me a kiss goodnight

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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times when the phrase "that makes it worse, we should do something about that yesterday" comes in real handy

always frustrating when you try to raise a point that is fucked up about Society with someone and they reply "it's always been like this". Yeah, and? Don't you want society to be better? "It's always been like this though" BUT THATS NOT THE POINT? ISNT THAT FUCKED UP THAT ITS LIKE THIS?

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crazy to see that performative flotilla get stopped before it even left port, without even just being stopped and boarded like it inevitably would have been, through simple bureaucratic measures like suspending its flag of convenience

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my insatiable ass could never be a librarian

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you dont understand i have to make little jokes. it’s how i survive

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Dunmeshi fans acting like it's not a kink series are the current season's Chainsaw Man fans who act like it's not a kink series

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i think foghornleghorn was probably packing a pecker that would make a girl swoon not especially large or girthy i just think itd be a pretty one.

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task manager, evaporate this freak

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The intrepid heroes as muppets

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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sup

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do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

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Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same

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in the mood to be possessively adored

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torn between the desire for human connection and intimacy and the safety of not allowing anyone to be that close to me ever again