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therapist: are you ever worried that- me: Yes
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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
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THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

OH MY FUCKING GOD FKdf
this is my favorite thing ever i will always reblog it and i want it on my ipod omfg
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
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This actually kind of scared me when I first saw it and it sank in.
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Dammit Martha
The Captioned Family!Adventures of George Washington.
(Part I | Part II | Part III)
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AHAHAAH This is for you India!

GREETINGS FROM DIXIE
Yikes!
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If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
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The sloth overlords wish you a happy Valentine’s Day
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