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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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I talk about my cat son Ollie a lot. This is because he is my perfect little angel and also because as a person who has been clinically depressed for almost 20 years it is truly incredible to share space with a fuzzy lil guy who exists in a perpetual state of Young Child Who Just Woke Up On Christmas Morning
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.
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whats wrong with you
whatever you want
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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
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if you’re a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that
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amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)
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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
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Jeckole Good Luck Babe Animatic.
TW: Nicole is hanging around at the end. Aka death.
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Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
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It’s time to roll the dice… with Ellen!
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— Lauren Eden
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