When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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i don't know about you guys but jackles being against desitel in ye olde tymes because his big ol crush was being perceived against his will is still the funniest option
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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After scoring that second goal in finding the bruins seem a little to relaxed too me please continue trying to kill the leafs thank you
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my favorite fourth line moron turned captain & future HOFer 🥹🥹🥹
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thanks dude but i think i got this covered
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