transchaoswizard

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what i'm begging people to understand is that a huge portion of evangelical/christians in usamerica do not genuinely and earnestly believe in their holy texts or core doctrines. for them, religion is a means to uphold white supremacy and patriarchy and they've convinced themselves it's their divine prerogative. that is what they believe. you can plead with them to "be christlike" or point out their hypocrisy until the second coming. they do not care. you can't reason with them because they are not interested in piety or morality they are interested in power and control

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trans girls will see a sandwich and go "ohhhhhhhh........ yumyy..........." and stare at it, eyes glazed over, with the same tired longing in which an emaciated stray dog gazes at a freshly-skinned calf hanging in the butcher's window

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someone: you dont have to add so many disclaimers to what you say, it's okay.

me: okay

-stops doing that-

-clearly manages to say several things wrong and alienate multiple people-

cool :) Excellent :) wonderful and lovely

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

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It's a shocking indictment of how normalised and commonplace extreme antisemitism has become that a very famous and popular music artist, one with twice as many followers on one social media platform as there are Jews on the PLANET, can release a song PRAISING HITLER and using blatant Nazi imagery and it elicits barely more than a ripple of outrage from the mainstream, with shrugs and excuses like "yeah, but it's a banger though." I don't know how we come back from this.

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I think Nelson Mandela didn’t go far enough.

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My 8 year old autisic kid reading over my shoulder: transit-fag has many badges because everyone likes trains.

Me: Yes. But also fag is a grown up word, like fuck. You are not allowed to say it.

Great news, my name can be spoken by the kids again, but yeah it literally is because people liked listening to be yap about trains, all of them were donated

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People talk about Elsa's "Let it Go" moment having killed the men of the Terror and the Erebus, but it goes farther than that. That same historically cold winter of 1846/1847 also caused so much snow that it led to an infamous American tragedy, as I learned when I read the nonfiction work The Indifferent Stars Above.

If Elsa killed the Terror and Erebus men, then she also doomed the Donner Party.

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genuinely will never be done thinking about the fact that my ex constantly tried to convince me it was a "misogynistic trope" for a man to complain about his spouse, regardless of the nature of the complaint, how it was expressed, or whether or not it was true. and somehow I spent years calmly trying to explain that yes, it would be a misogynistic trope for me to call you a bitch because you asked me to help with the dishes, but it was not a misogynistic trope for me to say you were being an asshole when you yelled at me for four hours over the texture of a cheesecake

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All I'm saying is I think if we can make "The Slur Song" top the dance charts while we're here for the queers, I bet we could kick it up the same way for a couple great trans femme musical acts on bandcamp, what if we make it happen for:

ghostdaughter (from our very own tumblr)

and for:

She Killed Sheila (find em on youtube)

Don't make me tag a bunch of people

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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yeah, no need to turn your brights off for little old me! it’s not like i turned mine off for you haha. i actually like getting eyeblasted by 5,000 lumens of pure un-regulated road laser. our society is good for allowing this *entering my bloodlust form, i violently yank the wheel killing us both*

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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the biggest epistemological gap between me & 95% the rest of the world is literally just how much i love to look things up on the internet and how much it baffles me when other people don't like to do this. we live in the information age. like i'll google anything i'll read this bmj paper on the toilet i'll look up words i don't know i'll append pdf free to any possible phrase. i don't know how anybody is voluntarily turning this down. sometimes i get so tired of searchinf for something physically inside a store i pull out my phone and google like silken tofu aldi what fucking aisle while im standing right there. otherwise what is even the point