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i must space it out for fear of fandom burnout . but soon . SOON . unfollow me now , mortal peasants ! while you still have the chance , all 2 active followers !! you can't stand my

HYLICS . BLAST .

🧨💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Assorted pikmin headcanons that I might end up deleting bc I definitely haven’t already posted enough today

• Most Hocotatians can’t grow facial hair. Those who can are greatly envied (even if it’s just a few scraggly hairs like the president)

• Hocotate is mostly desert. Because of this, hocotatians generally don’t need as much water as others.

• Yonny is. Extremely in love with dingo. But he still tries to be a good wingman when dingo’s trying to talk to shepherd cause even if he’s insane he’s a good friend

• Louie tries to zone out when olimar’s telling him “stories” (which are more just olimar’s train of thought) but ends up subconsciously retaining it all. He remembers more about olimar than olimar himself.

• Collin actually has social anxiety despite being the comms guy, ironically the only way he’s found that he can calm himself is to never stop talking. So he yaps. A lot.

• Yonny’s tried to tell dingo before that his disliking of dogs probably stems from some form of ptsd from the time he thought he was being attacked during a rescue. Dingo just bragged about it because he thought having trauma made him sound more “badass.” It did not. He was very confused when he got sympathy and not admiration.

• Olimar gets frustrated with Louie very easily, but keeps it hidden because Louie gets chastised by the other employees and the president a lot and olimar wants to be the one to help him instead of just yelling at him.

• Hocotate freight, despite being tasked with large shipping jobs, is a rather small company with barely any employees. There’s pretty much no experience needed other than a basic pilot’s license to get a job there because the president is so desperate for workers

• Louie doesn’t even have a pilot license. He only managed to get hired because his nana convinced the president to hire him because of his family’s lineage of renowned pilots.

• His nana didn’t even ask Louie before getting him hired. He was looking to get a fry cook job at a restaurant nearby to save up for culinary school. He just went with it because he didn’t want to disappoint her

• Collin is aroace. He doesn’t know it, he just thinks he’s “too busy” for sex and romance (am I just saying that bc I’m projecting onto him nooooo I would neeever do that)

• Koppaites generally age physically slower than most. Giyans? What’s it called uhh. People from giya tend to physically age faster. They both have roughly the same life expectancy, though

• it’s a common practice on most civilized planets for the people to dye their hair, as they all share the trait of usually greying quickly. Only hocotatians don’t do this, as they over time have developed hair that retains its color longer—although they have less of it

• Louie hates space travel. He gets motion sickness easily. Olimar, on the other hand, loves it, and likes to do tricks with his ship when flying like spinning around. Somehow that’s never been the cause of a crash, the worst that’s happened was just louie feeling sick

• dingo has low iron levels. I have nothing more to add it is just definitely true

• whenever Louie’s on pnf-404 by himself, he survives the creatures by just ignoring them. Turns out a lot of them aren’t inherently violent or have a taste for hocotatian. The ones that do attack can be defeated easily by giving them poisonous plants

• Many of the planets are more of dwarf planets, if even that. Only hocotate, koppai, Giya, and pnf 404 are larger. Most of them are tiny and in the same solar system, making them almost more akin to different countries or continents than entirely different planets

that is all for my yapping goodbye

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Yayy more silly charts :33

Original by @//teocrsh on twitter

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(reblogs > likes)

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I'm 100% sure the Ship has already broken its protocol several times for Louie's sake (yes, I am including the Golden PikPik Carrots incident in this). Why ? I don't know. I guess it's just like that.

Also have my idea on what the Ship looks like inside -provided it does have a living space.

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I drew my Pikmin Bloom character! :3! You could say it's Louie? yeah, Louie.. (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

(then I'll make a more elaborate drawing of him.. i swear! ^^;)

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Anarchy Hocotation my love

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why did he look directly at me im gonna be sick

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Snorwebebebebe

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Just massive.

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Louie tattoo bc I’m his biggest fan

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An Ouie for these trying times

+extra doods under the cut

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he might be having a phase. or maybe he’s just like that who knows

DOGY!!!

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So forever ago I decided to figure out how many crimes louie from pikmin has committed and how long ge would go to prison for it and I found that louie has committed

2 counts of attempted murder

2 counts of grand larceny

1 count of bankruptcy fraud

1 count of human trafficking

1 count of larceny (maybe)

5 count of reckless endangerment

1 count of destruction of private property

2 counts of destruction of public property

1 count grand theft rubber ducky

2 counts of illegal possesion of hazardous materials

Several instances of holy site desecration and grave robbing

1 count of animal abuse

And several more instances of desecration of a historical site