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An Emoji I Saw Someone On A Bus Send, Presented Without Further Commentary

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Here's what my waist bag looks Ike nowadays btw, details on the recent repairs under the cut!

Recently added are the purple patches, the denim, and the pineapple patches!

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Fun fact: every time you draw Barry the Quokka a stray kitten finds a home ^^

WOW!!!!! In that case I'd better keep drawing my GOAT Barry the Quokka..........

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Not back to normal but getting there 😁👍 hiiii goromi and cut off joryu!!!!!!

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🎸⚡🗡️🖤

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asked my bestie what pokémon the two of us would be and created an image (ms paint default palette as per usual)

and a bonus,,

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Broad-nosed weevil, Exophthalmus sp., Curculionidae

Photographed in Colombia by Judy Gallagher

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Popping on here from a long hiatus.

It's been years my art has evolved. I may post more of it but for now enjoy this furby I customized.

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Okay I found an orange marker so final version lol

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my girlfriend had a dream about matching halloween costumes for us- as weather reporter and Weather-themed Demiurge - print link

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By the way, if you post about being a trans ally, but only ever talk about trans femmes and trans women, we notice. If you never include trans men in your activism, we notice. If you imply trans men don't "need" your help and activism like trans women, we notice. You either care about all trans people, or you don't actually care about trans people.

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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i'll remember you

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happy birthday vflower