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dude stop worrying about it its normal weed. its just purple its normal weed otherwise. yes okay fine i got it from the weed wizard again. yeah the one with the bong staff and the blunt scrolls. its not magic weed this time i swear to god he didnt mean to give us magic weed last time. he gave me a discount on this weed to say sorry dude. i swear its not gonna make you a cat again dude. but you were pretty cute though right, like seriously you had a great coat. swear this weed wont though dude, its good stuff. no dude idk why this collar's here. im gonna go get some water now how about you light us up.

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remember when jkr went full mask off and started acting evil and hp fans were like "ok we need to think carefully about the stuff we consume, how can we justify enjoying this series, how can we love it without supporting the author? should we try to separate art from artist or should we leave it be? isn't showing solidarity to trans folks more important? if we remain openly fans of this series will it show trans people we aren't safe or trustworthy?"

and then they decided that none of those questions really mattered and they continued to uncritically consume their stupid badly written children's books, and jkr has only gotten more nasty and hateful, and people only hate trans folks more, and now the answer to the last question is invariably YES. I don't trust any goddamn person who still loves Harry Potter in 2024 bc you've decided your nostalgia about a mediocre story written by a bigot is more valuable than the safety and wellbeing of trans people 🫶🖕

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Mr San Francisco Leather 2020 Trey Onyx, he is the first open trans man to hold the title and the second black man to hold the title since 1979 (source)

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

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I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

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Rapper: my bitch sucks ass i will cheat on her with another Bitch. Then maybe rob her apartment Cuhz she kinda Rich

"People": this is unacceptable . disgusting

Hardcore singer: i hate that girl I'll kill her raaaaaagh your bones will be stew

"People": my pookie kinda Popping off !

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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Do non Brazilians/Filipinos know about Brazilippines…. Brazilians and Filipinos randomly decided that we were two sides of the same coin and have now become besties

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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

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If this is your car why aren't we hanging out already and where did you even get some of these

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?