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please reblog this picture my mom just sent me of a guy she knows pissing in spy tf2 cosplay

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YEAR 3

GIVE IT UP FOR YEAR 3 SINCE THE LAST TF2 COMIC

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ppl who like engiepyro's dynamic drop everything and play sam and max: freelance police RIGHT NOW

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rb if ur a non freak pyro safe space

I just wanna find a tf2 blog that isn’t a freak with drawing pyro

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Zhanna and Solider are so cute 🥺

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You’re in her dms I made her a necklace out of ears....we are not the same

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needed more gratuitous texas toast fluff >>

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"I an fully charged!!"

"SPY AROUND HERE!!"

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HATE THIS IMAGE

Gdkdh imagine the mercs walking in on Pyro just fucking. Lifting their body weight,,, but still in the suit

thats 120 pounds. thats the size of a human. they just. carry around causally. and theyre fucking FAST AS SHIT TOO. i know its nothing on heavys 300 pound sasha but like.....jesus fuck

just fucking them. carrying around the wait like nothing....god pyros hilarous

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This domination line Soilder says to the enemy Demo is way too homoerotic and I can’t stop thinking about it

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A girl.. AND a gamer?? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka

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Hc that Pyro has a thing for Sour Gummy worms and will never stop bugging engie to buy them some.

Asnsdnsn oh my god Pyro totally does bug Engie for gummy worms and other candy shit,,,,just,,,,it goes down like this:

Pyro: I want gummy.

Engie: Now, now, Py. What’s the magic word? :)

Pyro: Give. Gummy.

Engie: No, Py. You gotta say-

Pyro: GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUMMY NOW, LITTLE MAN

Engie: 

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imagine trans engie.....imagine him growing up confused on his idenity and believing it was a weird thing in relation to him carrying the family name...imagine him being very feminine when younger but as the years grew older he found it harder to enjoy the things he once did...imagine him giving himself his first trans cut in his pops workshop with a pair of old rusty scissors...imagine him going to college, trying to hide his idenity and burning countless records and hiding it all....imagine miss pauling coming to him for contracting due to his assiocations with mannco and saying his deadname and him pretending he didn't hear a word only to realize he had to own up to it all...imagine pauling putting two and two together and deleting the files with his deadname and changing it to dell...imagine him always keeping a dirty look to look more masculine and the illusion of a 6'o clock shadow...please...imagine...him getting overalls and shirts baggy to hide himself in and when he gets misgendered he laughs it off saying "well my, my ma told me i got myself a baby face but i didnt know it was that bad!" and trying to blend in as best as he can. imagine him meeting the mercs and finally going on hormones and being around people just like him and realizing it once medic shows him where he inserts his own T shots...just imagine trans engie.

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also mind you theyre like 100 speed. imagine carrying a human as fast as you can always. like. it stuns me

Gdkdh imagine the mercs walking in on Pyro just fucking. Lifting their body weight,,, but still in the suit

thats 120 pounds. thats the size of a human. they just. carry around causally. and theyre fucking FAST AS SHIT TOO. i know its nothing on heavys 300 pound sasha but like.....jesus fuck

just fucking them. carrying around the wait like nothing....god pyros hilarous

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engie with a kitty 😳😳😳😳

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Comic Fiesta 2019 (cosplay montage)

Medic: Me (stop-pressing-e) Sniper: Stanley Heavy: Izumi

Reblogs are appreciated, please

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The universe:

The Earth:

No one:

Soldier and Zhanna: