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This is a reminder that Homestuck 2 is horrible.

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Jane electrocuted Yiffy during her hypocrytical speech about democracy and redemption, and in front of many civilians. WHY THE FUCK ROXY AND THE OTHERS ALLOWED SOMEONE LIKE HER TO BECOME A WORSE CHARACTER THAN VRISKA?!

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Dirk’s plan was doomed from the beginning because of two reasons: he recruited Rose and Terezi.

Rose has shown to be too destructive and irresponsible, and like Rick Sanchez, she uses her intelligence as an excuse to do awful things.

Terezi is an asshole and a wildcard. She can either help you or annoy you depending of her mood.

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The side plot of Yiffany sucks, but I am intigued about the possibility of June Egbert.

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Catarina Claes: “I think I derailed the story a lot.”

MSPA Reader: “Welcome to the club.”

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Second Chances: A June x Kanaya story

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23913904

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I used to like Vriska, but then I began disliking her.

Currently I have a neutral opinion to Vriska, but now I am hating Rose after the Yiffy incident.

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The Problem with Yiffy

As Sojiro Sakura says, HOO BOY! This is really stupid.

1)Rose cheated on Kanaya no matter how the writers try to justify the events.

2)There’s ectobiology, so there was no need for all this bullshit.

3)Yiffy could have been a random consort that Jade adopted and the story wouldn’t have been damaged.

4)Why did Jade’s dog dick had to become canon?!

5)Was Hussie on drugs?!

6)Why was Yiffy kept a secret for 15 years?!

7)John suffered from depression and felt powerless for the last 15 years, so Jade getting angry with him felt pointless since she opposed him when he tried to rescue Tavros.

8)Why did Rose agreed to all this?!

9)Why is Kanaya not getting a divorce?!

10)WHY DID ROSE AND JADE NAMED A CHILD YIFFY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just realized Tavros is half sibling of not only John and Jade, but also Joey and Jude.

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Harry Anderson: “Do you guys need some proper clothes? I have some dresses that will look gorgeous on you!”

Vriska: “Oh my god, your boyfriend is an hybrid of John and Kanaya! Can I take him?”

Vrissy: “No!”

Tavros: “That means more Vrissy for me.”

Vrissy: “Fuck you!”

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Ultimate Dirk: “Destroy Pesterquest.”

Director: “Destroy Homestuck.”

MSPA Reader: “I REFUSE!!!!”

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The Phantom Thieves are almost back in America!

While everyone else is busy playing Animal Crossing and Doom, I just want to meet again my favorite thieves: Joker, Skull, Mona, Panther, Fox, QUEEN!!!!, Oracle/Navi and Noir!

Akechi... I have complicated feelings about him.

I hope Kasumi is a good character.

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WHY DO MANY PEOPLE HATE GREG NOW?!

He is a flawed person that made many stupid mistakes, but he isn’t a genocidal tyrant like the Diamonds were. All of these characters have made mistakes, but are forgivable (except the genocide part), but blaming Greg and even hating him after Steven almost killed him?!... That’s too much. I hope Steven gets a realization that he is the one that has been harming himself this season.

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About Steven and Greg

Steven Universe Future has been dark, but to me the episode that really hit hard was the one about Steven hating that Greg didn’t gave him a “normal life”. I understand what Steven is saying, but I am also understanding what Greg is saying. Greg comes from a conservative family, and as we have seen in the episode where Andy returns to his family’s barn, their family wasn’t that close since they drifted apart. Steven doesn’t know Greg’s experiences, and that static that sounds when Steven is erasing Greg’s pictures symbolizes that Steven doesn’t want to listen. This show has been about emotional connections, and Steven breaking connections with his father, his friends, his girlfriend, his biological family and even his rivals shows the consequences of ignoring all the lessons learned through many years of the story... Or the writers are just trying to be as dark as the Homestuck writers.

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Subaru: “I am going to be the hero!”

Four Dark Souls deaths later.

Subaru: “I can’t do this on my own! Guys, can you help me save the day?”

Rem, Ram, Reihard, and an entire army: “Sure.”

Subaru: “Huh, I guess the lesson here is to socialize and make friends.”

Crusch: “No, the lesson here is to learn from the forces of history and how to be a pragmatic leader.”

Anastasia: “GIVE ME MY MONEY!”

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Makoto: “Ryuji, what are you doing?”

Ryuji: *Hiding his face with branches* I am hiding from the people with the tiki torches.”

Futaba: “Did those people got the idea from the American fascists?”

Yusuke: “That is waste of garden decorations.”

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Morkana Alfrau, Empress of the Fafnirian Empire. She is the protagonist of a project I am working on. Follow the development of the story at: twitter.com/EarlyStarProdu1

DeviantArt:

https://www.deviantart.com/ashenhunterreyes/art/Morkana-Alfrau-826219181