magic is the fabric of this world and you were born of that magic. you are magic itself. ✧ 🍵 jess, 30smth 🌸 art account @emryspaperart
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rejects! tower meeting
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[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony
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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
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pissing off all shippers by interpreting canon romances as platonic friends who like to kiss and fuck. happy pride month
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Ok people I'm going to be level with you. Profits are only up by 12% compared to last year. We need fresh new bold ideas.
First person to figure out how to integrate A.I. Technology into the escalators gets to keep their job.
#“escalator speed in peak hours varies depending on perceived average age and inferred abled bodiedness of people riding it”#[ppl falling out of the top of it like bowling pins montage]
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Sorry it's actually ridiculous how "don't criticize women's bodies" has been weaponized into "act like everyone who points out a fucked up beauty standard is crazy and a misogynist because some women adhere to that standard and pretend it's normal"
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#mcyt fanartists continue to be absolutely bonkers from the simplest of screenshots#this is incredible omg#gtws#grian#past life smp#q
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people are so entrenched in the fucked up idea of victim/perpetrator as a discrete dichotomy that they let it bleed into their discussions on societal oppression in a way that makes them both factually incorrect as hell and infantilizing and dehumanizing as fuck
a common example i see is white people saying stuff like “ohh the indigenous peoples were all so harmonious and peaceful until the evil white people arrived” and like… that’s just blatantly wrong?? much like groups of people around the world there was plenty of fighting and things like that and infantilizing indigenous people by taking about them like harmless toddlers is actually really shitty and racist behaviour
you’ll also see it in the way white people with guilt about being culturally christian talk about every other religion as if they’ve never done anything bad ever and christianity is the only religion that has ever harmed anyone (again this is factually incorrect and infantilizing)
but the core issue is that these people can’t seem to reconcile this because they have this idea that being a “victim” means someone is 100% morally pure and innocent always and forever and being a “perpetrator” means someone who is 100% cartoonishly evil 24/7
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legit the rawest scene in the entire BBC Merlin series is and always will be the very first episode when Merlin looked Prince Arthur Pendragon of Camelot, flanked by no less than four muscled knights, in the goddamn eyes and said, “Ooh, got your daddy’s men to protect you?” Wtf. who taught him to be that savage.
#two identically vicious little bundles of IDGAF.....#god imagine what we could have had if will been in camelot with merlin
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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best
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need a trip to m&s, but sadly on the wrong side of the atlantic
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Shippers get a lot of lashings for being annoying and “forcing romance” but not enough is being said about people who force the nuclear family structure on everything. Nothing against found families, but the amount of people who seem to cram every dynamic into a cookie cutter nuclear family mold is driving me insane. It’s another lowkey reductive way of engaging with characters that pretends to less reductive than the shippers they constantly complain about. Not every relationship can be categorized as “sibling coded” or “father-daughter” because most relationships are more complicated than that. Don’t even get me started on the way these people use “coding” *cough* their headcanons *cough* to shut down ships they dislike.
#fr if u need to frame it as nuclear (or tbh even just bio-) family structures/labels you are not allowed to call it found family#learn what the terms found and chosen families actually MEAN#the sibling-coded-to-shut-down-ships is so prevelant in the mcyt fandoms and ngl that phenonenon is so funny to me#like oh no. the self described freaks have been handed a sibling dynamic that'll definitely stop them from shipping it
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