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google translate DESTROYS marvel

hey ya'll so here it is marvel qoutes put through google translate hope you like it and find it funny ha cause i sure do

bold is original,

this font is google translate

and this is a/n or my input

here we go

Language

=disappointment

-captain america

If they hurt you hurt them back and if you get killed walk it off=

In the event of a mistake he falls asleep and dies

-captain america

Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death=

Don't think about the level of suspicious violence wherever you are.

-odin

The city is flying. We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."=

"Airports. We want sculptures. Houses and equipment. One of these will not be taken."

-clint barton

"I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the Boss!"=

I am the Lord, I am the Lord, I am not the Lord, I am

the Lord!

- ant man

As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass=

You know, this is an American donkey

.

''

scott lang

Where is gamora,

Yeah, ill do you one better who is gamora

I'll do YOU one better why is gamora=

Where is the camera?

Yes, it is good to be sick

Do you have a problem?

- Drax, peter quill, tony stark

I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”=

I think I followed this decision, but I decided not to give up my life because of a stupid decision.

- Fury

Why would you want to save the galaxy?

Because I'm one of the idiots who live there!" =

Why do you want to save the galaxy?  Because I am a living person! ""

-Rocket and peter quill

"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate." =

"I'm not going to do what I'm doing, but I'm not going to do what I'm not doing. There's a gray area, and it works here."

- Tony stark

"If we can't protect the earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it!"=

"

If you can't save the world, I'll judge you!"

- Tony stark

"It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."=

"If you use vegetables, the flag. I should be surprised. It's okay to lose green vegetables and not play with kids."

- Tony stark ( i think i used the languages for this one a bit too much)

“I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive and I hate it. =

I

want to forgive her. As a result, I discovered that I hated immorality.

-tony stan-sorry stark

I have a delivery for Tony stank=

I preach many things

-fedEx delivery man

Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards=

I am very ashamed

-Tony stark

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"=

I know you're wearing a veil?

Tony stark

and thats all for now let me know if you would like me to do ore translated madness i had fun doing these (especially tony starks ones) i shall let the conspiracies grow

hey ya'll so here it is marvel qoutes put through google translate hope you like it and find it funny ha cause i sure do

bold is original,

this font is google translate

and this is a/n or my input

here we go

Language

=disappointment

-captain america

If they hurt you hurt them back and if you get killed walk it off=

In the event of a mistake he falls asleep and dies

-captain america

Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death=

Don't think about the level of suspicious violence wherever you are.

-odin

The city is flying. We're fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."=

"Airports. We want sculptures. Houses and equipment. One of these will not be taken."

-clint barton

"I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the Boss!"=

I am the Lord, I am the Lord, I am not the Lord, I am

the Lord!

- ant man

As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass=

You know, this is an American donkey

.

''

scott lang

Where is gamora,

Yeah, ill do you one better who is gamora

I'll do YOU one better why is gamora=

Where is the camera?

Yes, it is good to be sick

Do you have a problem?

- Drax, peter quill, tony stark

I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”=

I think I followed this decision, but I decided not to give up my life because of a stupid decision.

- Fury

Why would you want to save the galaxy?

Because I'm one of the idiots who live there!" =

Why do you want to save the galaxy?  Because I am a living person! ""

-Rocket and peter quill

"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there, and that's where you operate." =

"I'm not going to do what I'm doing, but I'm not going to do what I'm not doing. There's a gray area, and it works here."

- Tony stark

"If we can't protect the earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it!"=

"

If you can't save the world, I'll judge you!"

- Tony stark

"It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."=

"If you use vegetables, the flag. I should be surprised. It's okay to lose green vegetables and not play with kids."

- Tony stark ( i think i used the languages for this one a bit too much)

“I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive and I hate it. =

I

want to forgive her. As a result, I discovered that I hated immorality.

-tony stan-sorry stark

I have a delivery for Tony stank=

I preach many things

-fedEx delivery man

Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards=

I am very ashamed

-Tony stark

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"=

I know you're wearing a veil?

Tony stark

and thats all for now let me know if you would like me to do ore translated madness i had fun doing these (especially tony starks ones) i shall let the conspiracies grow

put this from my other blog here, because i can’t get enough of this

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ok first post

original: so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. 

We are having sex in a pretty similar position to thisAnd my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.

”He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

see that normal (relatively normal) post now look at what google translate wants it to be :Do not boast himself as he is, and that age 18 is an accountant look elsewhere. In situations they have sex.

Silly speech was very cold. Fa Sol Dara. It hit hard and fast self ... and come back, but something happened. 

Next ...wrong color 

open my eyes and scream "Neyeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

And we were friends for several months, it is important to know about me: I am a hunter sex. Whether you? Is it the blood of my soul? Or, which she gave up the life of my own country. Which was true, to a degree, and said: "I am running."It was he did not know is too low, it seemed to anger was kindled against "Honey not wander hither" As soon as I applied the judgment of the head from the metal to the wall. Finally, all collapsed.

To confess that I have never been to that I saw, and, who knows what I am, and they smoke. Two minutes later, I woke up that day in the street. This woman thinks you should send me to my grave sex 

google translate is to dramtic today