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你问：“现在几点了？” 我拿出一块2.7吨重的花岗岩日晷，立刻把你的双脚压碎，然后大声宣布：“今天天气阴沉。”

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

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他就那么高，眼睛的颜色也就是那样。至于头发，他确实有一些。脸上的五官嘛，和你想的差不多，没什么特别之处。“那就是他，”人们常常这么说，当然，只有他在的时候才会这么说。确实，他们说得没错。

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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sailermoon

要是一切都不同，那就会多好呀！！！！！

sailermoon

可那样的话，我还会是我吗

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

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我有一个和物理学有关的笑话但我太帕说

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

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xx-w0rlds-0k4y3st-f4g-xx 问了

U A C U G U U G A C C C

hellsitegenetics

不准有他妈的核糖核酸！！！🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫绝对不行！！！🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

死了又活了过来而得好。之前我肯定有了些问题？复生之后好像修好了我。

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

死了又活了过来，现在大家都被我调整得这么好吓到了？每个人都小心翼翼地等着发生什么可怕的事。说实话，我感觉太棒了。

died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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harbinger-of-the-defiled-heiress

我好讨厌有些人说什么“我真理解作为猎物的感受... 往血盆大口抬头，知道自己的命就是为了被吞噬...” 别扯了，猎物会跑的啦，你根本就是另一个物种。

maisiepup

我知道成为汉堡包 🍔 的感情...

headspace-hotel

他们是草

i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

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愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯. 它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把贴子翻译成荷兰语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子糟糕地翻译成瑞典语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把贴子翻译成荷兰语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成西班牙语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯. 它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把贴子翻译成荷兰语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子糟糕地翻译成瑞典语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把贴子翻译成荷兰语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成世界语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

把帖子翻译成法语

愉快海蒂

🦔

这位叫查尔斯。它想要在tumblr上环游旅行。您能带它四处看看吗?

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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cottoncandylesbo

他们叫了我的鸡巴“神剑”。因为它很久在湖里待了。只有这个原因。

translatingpostsintofrench

cottoncandylesbo

佢哋叫咗我條屌“神劍”。因為佢喺個湖入面放咗好耐。淨係呢個原因。

cottoncandylesbo

后续问题（加分题)

1.) 你认为原帖作者会让广东人接近他们的帖子吗？请说明原因。

2.) 翻译帖子有没有增加额外的幽默感？如果有，是怎么增加的？

3.) 另一种语言会影响你生存的机会吗？

3.) 你的处境危险吗？

3.) 你能跑多快？

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額外問題（加分題）

1.) 有啲嘢令我覺得唔係咁。

2.) 粵語唔係一個好大嘅笑話咩？

3.) 我唔信，到而家為止，普通話對我嘅健康只係有啲微小嘅副作用。

4.) 睇嚟係。

5.) 唔好意思。

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

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至少吴刚只有了一个永无止境的任务。我有大概50个，而且每一个都需要花钱。

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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你以前可以把DVD放进电脑。然后你能看。

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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只用普通社交媒体的人真好笑，他们会直接说“我可不可以看你的tumblr??” 你神经病吗。这不是instagram或twitter。这里有我藏起来的秘密

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

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想跟别人讲话真丢脸。真的是嗨又是我我又想跟你跟你一起谈话因为我认为跟你说话很好玩。天啊好抱歉你把我杀死吧。

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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好

quite 👌

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笨蛋那都不是耳鸣那是我的守护天使在跟我说的话

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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喂，你好吗？你曾经看到了好多媒体, 到你好多月没让了自己感觉到真正人的感情。

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months