translatingpostsintolithuanian
translatingpostsintolithuanian
verčiu įrašus į lietuvių kalbą
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kraujo tyrimas parėjo aš pilnas kraujo
blood test came back i'm full of blood
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išgirstu gerą dainos eilutę ir mintyse pradedu kilnot blorbiukus tarsi depo dažų eilėj lygindama spalvų pavyzdžius
i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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Due to unforseen circumstances, Flight 534 to London Heathrow will be departing on time.
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Due to unforseen circumstances, Flight 534 to London Heathrow will be departing on time.
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notahorseindisguise: ar kartais kažką pasakai ir tada pagalvoji "vau čia net ne bajeris. aš rimtai tiesiog toks"
post-uwuifier: av kavtais kažką pasakai iv tada pagavoji "vau čia net ne bavevis!! aš vimtai tiesiog toks UvU" šis įrašas buvo uvuifikuotas!
notahorseindisguise: šitą perskaitęs pasijaučiau purvinas
post-uwuifier: av tave reikia papvausti nupvausti? OvO
notahorseindisguise: man rods mane rimtai reikia papvausti nupvausti atvirai tariant, bet ne tau
post-uwuifier: Kada bus mano eilė būti laimingam.
do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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aš: (kvailiausias žmogus tarp gyvųjų vairuojantis baisiausią mašiną ir besiklausantis blogiausios visų laikų dainos) čia nerealiai visai
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dievinu būt pydaru + galiu padaryt bet ką
I love being a faggot + i can do anything
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tiesiog-dušo-pamąstymai
Mano telefonas šlapias.
My phone is wet.
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anonimas: ar bandei rėkt
37q-archive: net neįsivaizduoju apie ką čia bet aišku bandžiau rėkt
have you tried yelling
i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling
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meow meow btw if you even care
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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
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I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me
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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
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my kinks? idek dude just hug me please
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(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack
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