translucentstarfish
translucentstarfish
Too Tired To Live, Too Young To Die
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I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
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translucentstarfish · 2 years ago
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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every season Steve loses brain cells and gains children
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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I love them 3000.
please like/reblog if u save.
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like
did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why
 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this
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tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and
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even fucking george clooney wtf
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steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still
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salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 
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elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”
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sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos
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alan cumming is the only one i can understand 
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and
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i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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good morning happy spider-man into the spiderverse is officially on netflix day!
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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We talk about hand-eye coordination, but in Sawamura and Miyuki’s case, it’s their eyes that bring about that coordination. Always speaking volumes with just one look, coordinating their calls/pitches to bring about those perfect strikes! 
I really do love these moments where Sawamura shines as a pitcher. Especially when the opponents, and sometimes even the crowd, underestimate him. And when he does pitch - they are never prepared for what the encounter. Satisfying moments indeed!
And as a bonus, we get to see Sawamura looking like a badass while he’s in the zone:
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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thousands of christians petitioning the wrong company to cancel good omens has the same energy as aziraphale and crowley watching over the wrong kid for 11 years
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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I just sent this to my dad who is unaware I’m pan.
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translucentstarfish · 6 years ago
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