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meanwhile, in the parley parlor
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i guess ned is... saturday night dead
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[ to the tune of Mr. Sandman ] Mr. Mothman… Moth me a man! Make him the mothiest… man that you can….
Don’t ever look up pictures of the actual Indrid Cold y’all. Don’t.
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(ned voice) oh look at me i’m boyd mosche … i have perfect bone structure and piercing eyes. go fuck yourself boyd mosche
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[Image description: a digital drawing of Merle , Pan, John, and Davenport from The Adventure Zone on a beach. Merle is a medium brown skinned dwarf wearing an open green Hawaiian shirt with pink flowers braided into his white hair and beard. He is saying “It makes me so happy to see my boyfriends getting along” with a blushing smile. In the background Pan, a fat satyr with brown skin and long brown hair, and Davenport, a slim gnome with light brown skin and long orange hair and a beard, are gleefully throwing John, a skinny man with pale skin and short salt and pepper hair, back and forth like a ball. John looks distressed and is quietly calling for help.]
A nice day at the beach with the lads™
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so how about some discourse, adventure zoners
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A commission for @aro-ace-thetic of Merle Highchurch in a Nurse Joy outfit!! This was very important to draw and something everyone needs to see
I love this old dwarf man
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what sam doesnt want u to know is that she agrees.
@vspiquen coming at me with a hot take about the rockport preview
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that murder on the rockport limited comic preview reminds us all that merle is hot. that bun/beard combo? a babe magnet. every middle aged passenger on that train sees that fur-lined cape and loses their shit
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John Hunger. John look out you’re vanishing with the final sliver of sunlight oh no he can’t hear us he’s got air pods in oh my god
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when you dont own any beach clothes and have to use your short boyfriend’s shitty wardrobe (based on that one B99 episode)
#my john-loving heart grew three sizes this day#i LOVE THIS#the reverse of this: merle having to borrow johns business casual wear#bc he exclusively owns beach clothes
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Merle survives to fuck if anything
yknow what? this is valid
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between seducing the vines and the hunger entity himself i think we can all agree
merle fucks to survive
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question do you think merle could pick up magnus
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friends: Johnchurch Hades/Persephone AU
me: Say No More
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