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Murals in a peasant's house, Saratov, Russia, 1910

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I've Endured, Now What?

Blue Iris - Mary Oliver / So This Is All I Will Ever Be? - Fatima Aamer Bilal / Vive, Vive - Traci Brimhall

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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

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Lee Maelzer — Everlasting Farewells (oil on canvas, 1992)

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If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

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"Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."

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if youre my mutual im sorry for interacting with you in the confusing and cryptic ways that i do i wasnt socialized properly in the shelter

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Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.

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I think instead of automatically giving your kid the father’s surname, you should hyphenate surnames until the kid is 18 and then they get to choose which one they want.

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Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

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As always don't forget about eSims

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i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

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DOG DAY AFTERNOON (1975) dir. Sidney Lumet