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Happy Birthday to Ruby Rose for being one of my favorite little dorks these past few years.

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there's this hairstyle in rwby with male characters that's basically just. throw enough hair gel in there to point it backwards and profit—

...case in point. and since qrow is famous enough huntsman to have fanboys, i've come to decision that this is his fault and he is a trendsetter, whether he knows it or not.

to quote tai from chibi: "Ooh, look at my messy hair that I spend an hour every day styling."

( somewhere, someone is really profiting from all the hair gel sales, all because of one bandit boy's style choice. )

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The Illusion of Control 🔥

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qrow can wear a pretty dress. as a Treat.

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The idea of Ruby becoming Remnant's Tony Hawk one day in the future and people seeing her and being like “a regular woman” until she grabs her scythe and then people are like “OH MY GOD IT'S FAMOUS HUNTRESS RUBY ROSE???"

Qrow is already Remnant's Tony Hawk too, unless he has Harbinger people don't recognize him, and at some point they check his name while buying something and the cashier is like “oh like the famous Huntsman? Wonder what he's doing now” and Qrow is like “this”.

This also eventually happens to Nora too at some point. They think she's a random short cute woman and then she grabs a hammer and everyone loses their shit.

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I can't believe this is still something that needs to be said.

Emerald switched sides. She has defected from Salem, and she has decided to join Ruby and the others and help them because she wants to stop Salem and do some good. And the heroes have accepted her help because she can be a really valuable ally. Now:

Emerald's redemption arc isn't poorly handled, or rushed. You know why? Because it's just started. She is not really redeemed yet, but she's decided to take that path. Don't go around saying that that was a shitty redemption arc when you haven't even fully seen it yet. Or even that they forgave her too easily because that's not the case; they've accepted her as an ally, but it's gonna take a bit of time til she becomes their actual friend, and that's something obvious. My god.

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qarfield. is this anything.

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Kiddos got the swag

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RWBY VOLUME 9 OFFICIAL TEASER

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Yet another RvB au i’ll probably never write

AI Washington

(you can blame this and my boring day at work for this random monstrosity.)

- OG Washington (from here on just called David) died.

- Late in Freelancer times David was sent on a mission and came back severely injured only to later succumb to his injuries in medbay.

-The Director, having found he couldn’t get anymore fragments from Alpha, had been putting together the basis of a new smart AI (illegally. with a hog podge of different codes strapped together. He was seeing if he could do so without the UNSCs specialized equipment and, therefore, out of their control. He could.) By that point, he only needed a brain to copy in order to finish it. What better to use than a newly deceased, top ten agent.

- David’s brain is copied and imprinted onto the AI.

- The Director expected the new AI (he named Recovery) to immediately try to interact with him upon coming online, like Alpha and the other fragments did. 

- He does not. (David wasn’t like the Director. David was a soldier trained by freelancer to run anything from stealth ops to full frontal assaults. There’s no way in hell a brain imprint of David would make himself vulnerable before he knew what was going on.)

- Instead, Recovery (fully aware of his AI status and having access to all of David’s knowledge/memories/mannerisms) stays quiet to figure out where he is and why.

- It takes Recovery barely a second to find and go through the Director’s notes on Alpha, the fragments, and him. He does not like what he finds

- Recovery realizes that if the Director ever finds out he was successful in creating a smart AI without the UNSC’s assistance, he will do it again. and again. and again. And he would fragment them all just like Alpha, so he has even more.

-Recovery doesn’t want that.

- So Recovery play’s dumb. When he brings himself visibly online, he pretends he doesn’t know he’s an AI. He fakes confusion and pretends he cannot do any normal AI functions. He pretends he still thinks he’s Washington.

- As far as the Director knows, Recovery is of no use as an AI. But he still has the brain of a top ten Freelancer.

- He throws Recovery into a hobbled together robot body that barely passes as human from a distance then sends him out to recover lost Freelancer tech under the assumption that Recovery still thinks he’s just Washington.

- Fast forward a bit and by now Recovery settled into the role of Washington (not David. Never David. He took this man’s title as an Agent, not his entire life.)

- Recovery (now known as Wash) refuses to have an AI even share his suit because it would be too easy for then to spot his bluff (Alpha was the only exception because Church wouldn’t be able to recognize an AI if it bit him in the digital ass)

- Wash survives the EMP because his suit was made to withstand it (it would have to be with his enhancement as it was) though he didn’t expect it too.

- Even after they find the Director, Wash decides not to tell anyone he’s just an AI. (They know he has a lot of robot parts but they think it’s just limbs and fake skin, not realizing he’s robot all the way through.) He’s not sure how the others would react and doesn’t want to start trouble over something this old.

- He knows they’ll find out eventually, but he figures it would be when he fails from old age. Nothing he would have to directly deal with.

-Instead Chorus happens. Specifically his robot body getting crushed in that cave-in. He panics and accidentally jumps to the nearest available port. Tuckers.

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I haven’t got much past that. just one scene i might do that’s just Wash deciding he can’t hide silently in Tucker’s implants for the rest of his digital life so he makes himself known to him like:

“Tucker, don’t scream”

*Tucker Screams*

“Do you ever follow orders? Like ever, in your life? You wouldn’t be making a scene now if you did.”

*Screams louder*

*Wash Sighs* “I should have talked to Caboose.“

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Qrow, when Yang was a baby: Can you say "Qrow"?

Yang:

Qrow: Can you say "Uncle"?

Yang:

Qrow: Shit, maybe it's too diffic-

Yang: Shit.

Qrow:

Qrow: NO-

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team strq except i refuse to accept that they wore the same outfits for 30 years

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rwby characters i think should wear heelys:

ruby

all of jnpr

sun

MERCURY.

qrow but its probably not a good idea

tai, for embarrassing dad purposes only

penny

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