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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.
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Said they'd get back to me over the weekend, it is Monday
I actually got an interview???????????
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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe
real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel
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when a mutual has a bad take, it’s important to remember that nobody’s perfect. but when someone you don’t know has a bad take, it’s important to send a firing squad to their house
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this
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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.
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