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guy at the work party: sorry if this is an awkward question but are you two siblings or dating?

the two transfems with a complex relationship: uhhhh

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i wouldve told u sooner but i was afraid that exactly what happened was going to happen

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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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Can’t stop thinking about barely being able to hold myself up on my knees and elbows, panting and moaning into my pillow as a hot strong butch absolutely pounds me with their strap from behind. One hand gripping my hip while the other hand plays with my bouncing tits, grabs the back of my neck or teases my clit.

Want to feel their hot breath down my back as they tell me how good I feel and what a good girl I’m being for them. How they don’t stop until I’m collapsed fully on the bed and even then not until they’re satisfied. 💕

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beware of attack lesbian!! reblog if you too are, indeed, an attack lesbian

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i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

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Collared in public except it’s a cute little bracelet with my name on it.

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i would be too strong if i had the ability to send more than like four messages in a day

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ok understandable young man

the future is bleak my brother the future is alcohol and suffering

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🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

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The world's never played by my rules. I've spent my entire life playing by your rules.

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This one is very true

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big fan of 'i'd find you in every universe'. BIGGER fan of 'there are maybe five universes where we find each other and in four of them it ends badly i think we're some kind of anomaly i think every law of everything points towards this being the death of us. but we could try to save it anyway.' THATS the good shit.

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I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

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there's mutuals here I'd take nudes on command for and I'm not kidding about that