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MAMMON FINALLY ACTUALLY SAYING ASS AND NOT REARS???
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY TAKE A PICTURE
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Out of Control

OMNB Lesson 37 Spoiler!!
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As someone with autism, Satan with an autistic MC would be so wholesome and perfect...
Satan who makes sure a MC always has a jacket and a spare pair of plastic gloves handy to help them with their sensory issues.
Satan who takes over some of autistic MC’s chores, cleaning the dirty dishes and dealing with leftovers so that MC doesn’t freak out when they have to touch it.
Satan who never leaves MC’s side at large gatherings lest they get overstimulated and run off again. The last time that happened it took everyone so long to find them. Luckily, MC was alright. They were tucked away in a small room in the castle to hide.
Satan who is perfectly alright with sitting silently in your room while the two of you work on your own things. Maayyybeee he wouldn’t mind it if you wanted to scoot closer to him.
DOESN’T LET DIFFERENT FOODS TOUCH ON YOUR PLATE!! WILL START A RIOT IF HE FINDS THAT ANYONE HAS LET FOODS TOUCH ON YOUR PLATE!!
…ahem
Satan who doesn’t find MC’s tendency to disappear without a trace frustrating. He knows they like to go ‘exploring’ alone, wandering off for a short while before returning to his side per usual. Maybe when you grow close enough you’ll take him on a little journey.
Satan who admires you and your love for certain things. No matter how trivial they may seem, he knows that those are the things that make up the world for you. He’ll gladly listen to you talk about your interests for hours.
Satan who takes your relationship as slow as you may need. Sexual intimacy doesn’t equal love to him. He’s okay with you touching him and not the other way around if that’s what you feel comfortable with.
Satan who seems to be the only one who understands MC’s reluctance to physical touch. He avoids touching MC whenever possible. He shows his affection for MC in other ways.
Taking them to a quiet cat café.
Taking them to a new pop up event for their favorite anime.
Hell, he even downloaded Mononoke Land so that when they went on walks together he could catch spirits alongside them. (He’s their only added friend on the game so he makes sure to send them gifts daily.)
When MC shyly hugs him for the first time he thinks he might combust on the spot— it’s such a special occasion for him!
You think you’re a burden and nuisance because you’re so different, yet to Satan, that’s what makes you so perfect. It’s what makes him love you so much.
(p.s,,, if it wouldn’t bother you I could be 💚anon or bitchass autistic anon! I don’t know if you label your anons or not. :) )
((also don’t feel pressured to respond or look at this ask! I just thought you might like it.))
This is so, so lovely and I really enjoyed reading all of your thoughts. And nobody has asked to be a tagged Anon before! Of course you can be 💚 Anon!
I feel like I don't have very much to say in response, because you've already put everything into words so wonderfully. I'm not autistic myself, but I know that there's some overlap with ADHD (my own diagnosis) when it comes to certain habits or behaviours, and I do some of the things that you've described so I feel like I can relate to a certain extent.
I do think that all of the OM boys would be supportive of an autistic partner (or any of the personal struggles that their partner might have, be they mental or physical) but I do also believe that Satan would be one of the best at intuitively knowing exactly what his partner wants and needs without having to ask for anything to be explained or spelled out for him.
Whether you HC Satan as autistic or not, he does have a lot of his own habits and behaviours that are somewhat similar, and he's good at figuring things out on his own even from very small or subtle hints.
If he sees you carefully separating the different foods on your plate (something many of his brothers would be too loud or rowdy during mealtimes to notice right away) he would make sure to keep your food clearly separated the next time it was his turn to make dinner, and would make sure to separate your food every time in the future as well.
If he notices the way you gently (or not-so-gently) pull away from physical contact, he will always be sure to refrain from touching you without your explicit permission; something that his other brothers (like Mammon, Asmo, or Beel, for example) might take longer to figure out, since they're just so used to hugging you or putting an arm around you without even thinking about it. Satan isn't the biggest fan of all the touchy-feely stuff either (we often see him yelling at his brothers not to touch him in the games) so he knows how you feel, and he doesn't want to intrude on your personal space.
He loves that you always listen to him whenever he has something to say, especially when he starts gushing at length about the current book he's reading or about the cat he saw on his way from from RAD that day. Nobody else really bothers to pay him any attention when he starts rambling like that - Levi is really the only one who can relate, but Levi also has trouble keeping himself from interrupting and going into his own long spiels. And Satan loves listening to you when you tell him all about your own hyperfixations in turn. It doesn't matter what you're rambling about, Satan is hanging on to every word.
Satan is a very meticulous person who would take his time to deeply and carefully consider all of the best ways he could support you and make you feel comfortable, without making you feel patronised or condescend to. He'd never want to make you feel like a child he was taking care of, because you are both perfectly equal in his eyes. He knows what it feels like to be seen as less than, thanks to many years of hinself only ever being seen as his rage. He never wants you to feel like just a diagnosis or just a disability. Like his Wrath, your autism is a part of you, but it is not all of you. It is not your entire identity or all that you are.
He loves you so, so much ♡
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asmo's amazing super smart plan, parts 1 + 2! i'll keep them combined here since theyre so short >:o
i missed a buncha stuff here for the sake of brevity and also my sanity, and tbh i just need excuses to draw asmo being pretty and also the kind brother he is <3
part 3 HERE!!!!
inspired by this :) i love asmo so much hrrrnnfnnngj yeehaw
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Mc: When I die, I want Belphie to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
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the most adorable rulers of the underworld 🖤
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i'd probably let myself die of old age, i won't lie. but i believe in reincarnation, and there is a good chance i'd ask him to turn me into a demon or something...
alright, i’ve been thinking. recently, i’ve made a post where the Obey Me Brothers react and grapple with MC’s mortality. out of pure curiosity, if Solomon came up with a way for you to become immortal, would you take it? would your OC?
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Asmo's part was a complete accident that ended up nicely
I was not expecting this to blow up :>
Edit:the song is ifuudoudou by vivid bad squad ft. KAITO
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Autistic Leviathan & ADHD Mammon are both so based and real but we are sleeping on auDHD Satan. Look at him. He's right there.
Have some extremely auDHD-coded Satan moments, because I love him.
Filed under "I recognize that I have been given a social cue and/or command, but given that it's a stupid-ass social cue and/or command, I have elected to ignore it":



Filed under "Impulse control? What's that?":


Filed under "Ah yes, the most neurotypical of behaviour":



And, lastly,
Filed under "unconventional ways to say 'I love you'":

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the fact that mc's in "voluntary" is so right and so true
Don't question me, but this is a tierlist based on how easy I think it would be to get the OM characters (except Thirteen and Luke) into one of these bad boys. <3

Enjoy <3
"Over his dead body" can also be replaced with "If he's drunk enough"
Also, this is my new obsession. Putting big muscly masculine men in teeny tiny slutty little outfits to show off their slutty little waists and asses and muscles and make them blush. I need them to be the Femboy Hooters boys to my Goth IHOP bitch.
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Families are weird.
Sometimes a family is "twins" who were handmade at roughly the same time and develop the ability to sense each other's physical ailments from a distance.
Sometimes family is an older brother who gave birth to you.
Sometimes family is a giant snake that got shrunk to a reasonable size, his goldfish replacement, and the seven-headed sea-monster you summon when you get really upset.
Sometimes a family is your asshole cousin who's trying his best.
Sometimes family is the individual you idolize most in the world, but who still compliments you on your baking.
Sometimes family is a secret in the attic.
Sometimes family is your butler and a dad who's been sleeping for a few thousand years.
Sometimes family is the little indignant angel that got shipped off to Hell with you.
Sometimes a family is just a guy and his spears.
Sometimes a family is an immortal sorcerer, the stylish grim reaper who thinks his soul is pretty, and a plush sheep.
Sometimes family is the thing that crawled out of your brother's back wounds.
Sometimes a family is the only person who willingly eats your cooking.
Sometimes family is a bunch of cats you're not allowed to take home.
Sometimes a family is a baby angel and a time-traveling demonic butler having tea.
Sometimes family is a credit card.
Sometimes a family is a wily sorcerer and his adorable apprentice.
Sometimes a family is you and the five guys who you got kicked out of heaven with. Sometimes a family is the six of you and the new guy who was born from big bro's wrath when the war was lost.
Sometimes a family is seven demon brothers and their untrained, unpaid therapist.
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Families are weird.
Sometimes a family is "twins" who were handmade at roughly the same time and develop the ability to sense each other's physical ailments from a distance.
Sometimes family is an older brother who gave birth to you.
Sometimes family is a giant snake that got shrunk to a reasonable size, his goldfish replacement, and the seven-headed sea-monster you summon when you get really upset.
Sometimes a family is your asshole cousin who's trying his best.
Sometimes family is the individual you idolize most in the world, but who still compliments you on your baking.
Sometimes family is a secret in the attic.
Sometimes family is your butler and a dad who's been sleeping for a few thousand years.
Sometimes family is the little indignant angel that got shipped off to Hell with you.
Sometimes a family is just a guy and his spears.
Sometimes a family is an immortal sorcerer, the stylish grim reaper who thinks his soul is pretty, and a plush sheep.
Sometimes family is the thing that crawled out of your brother's back wounds.
Sometimes a family is the only person who willingly eats your cooking.
Sometimes family is a bunch of cats you're not allowed to take home.
Sometimes a family is a baby angel and a time-traveling demonic butler having tea.
Sometimes family is a credit card.
Sometimes a family is a wily sorcerer and his adorable apprentice.
Sometimes a family is you and the five guys who you got kicked out of heaven with. Sometimes a family is the six of you and the new guy who was born from big bro's wrath when the war was lost.
Sometimes a family is seven demon brothers and their untrained, unpaid therapist.
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Realizing the bad guy in Se7en actually didn’t do his research.
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