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so i found a spunky au generator (find it here!) that gave me a slay idea. so, here's some pearleo for yall tumblr folks <3

"For someone who's standing face to face with a gorgon, and is about ten seconds away from being turned to stone and thrown off a cliff, you seem awfully calm," Cleo says, crossing their arms.

The newcomer-- who had introduced herself as Pearl, Pearlescent Moon-- simply shrugs, the movement lifting the large, bluish-purple wings folded across her back. "Well, I'm wearing sunglasses. You can't freeze someone with glasses, can ya?"

"That...is some sort of logic, but it doesn't really work like that."

"Why not?" Pearl smiles. "You can't see my eyes. Neither can the snakes. Problem solved, hm?"

The orange snakes that made up Cleo's hair hissed, not in malice but more in confusion. "Well, even if that were true, I'd easily be able to take your glasses and then freeze you. So make your choice."

"Ouch," Pearl mutters, shifting the bag hanging off of her shoulder before sighing and reaching for her sunglasses. "Fine! Freeze me then. You're mean."

And time seems to stop for a moment, as the woman pulls the sunglasses off her face and shields her face from the sun, before staring right into Cleo's eyes. And usually this would kill her instantly, and she would turn into one of the statues currently lining the edges of the mountaintop, but it didn't, because--

"Heh. Surprise! I am unfreezable!" Pearl grins, spreading her arms and wings, the action toppling one of Cleo's statues over the edge of the cliff. "Oh. Sorry about that."

Except Cleo can't find it in herself to care, not when this-- this being, who surely wasn't human or god or anything in between, was staring at her with what looked like an entire void hiding in the places where her eyes should've been. Stars sparkled within them, glowing and glittering, a whole universe contained within one person.

"Is it the eyes? Damn it, that's why I bring the sunglasses," Pearl huffs, wings curling around her body, a pout growing on her lips, reminiscent of a small, scolded child.

"Who...who even are you?" Cleo finally manages to say, head tilting slightly as Pearl fiddles with her sunglasses. "What are you?"

"Good question. I dunno, I was kinda born like this." Pearl shrugs. "My brother, my twin brother-- he was born as a normal kid, I guess. And then whoops! Weird void baby came right afterwards. It was pretty crazy."

The pieces were starting to fall together, Cleo realises. The bag slung over Pearl's shoulder, the sunglasses.

"They've sent you away, haven't they?" Pearl's shoulders sink as the words leave the gorgon's mouth, only solidifying their assumption. "You've been exiled...like me."

"It's fitting they'd send me here, hmm? Send me to another outcast." Pearl manages a small smile. "But, yeah. That's basically it."

Obviously, the subject what somewhat upsetting for her, so Cleo did what Cleo does.

"Oh, who would've known that the people don't appreciate an eldritch being with stars instead of eyes walking around their neighbourhood?"

Sarcasm.

But, also--

"Well. I know," Cleo says, holding out a hand. "Turns out people also don't appreciate a kid with snakes for hair freezing all the other kids to stone. So, you're safe with me."

Pearl's expression turns from sad to overjoyed in what seems to be a millisecond. "Wait, really?! Can I stay here with you?"

"I mean, if you don't take up too much roo-- hey, what are you doing? Off!"

Pearl didn't seem to hear and only squeezed Cleo harder, arms around her waist, wings covering them both. "Thank you thank you thank you! You're the best gorgon I've ever met!"

"You've met others?"

"No, but I bet you would still be the best if I ever were to meet any others!"

Cleo grunts in acknowledgement, and Pearl quickly lets go of her waist, jumping back with her wings extended, a huge beam on her face.

"I like the flowers in your hair, by the way," she says after a moment, eyes curving into a crescent smile, the stars inside them brightening. "They're really pretty. What kind are they?"

"Oh. Uh, probably...sunflowers, orchids, tulips...that kind of stuff," Cleo mumbles. "I don't really choose what grows there? They kind of just come out of my skull when they feel like it?"

The eldritch being leans in for a closer look, her form looming over Cleo's. It's...slightly intimidating. "That's so cool! I'm really excited about staying with you! We're going to be best friends!"

"No, we're not."

"We are now!"

bonus:

"Hey, Cleo! So I noticed your comfy little cave only has one bed. Mind if we share?"

The thought of sharing a bed with an actual eldritch being, not to mention one with wings that spanned the entirety of Cleo's cave, was much less than appealing to them. Except Pearl was looking at them (or-- at least perceiving them) with a hopeful beam on her face, and suddenly every rational thought left their brain as they sighed loudly. "If you even try to touch me with your wings, I will find some way to turn you to stone and throw you off this mountain."

"Yay! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll hug you to sleep!"

"Don't you dare."

hehe hiii, it's me, azzie again! thanks for sticking around <3 if you have any requests or anything feel free to pop em into ye olde ask box! i'm happy to write for you. if it's for the life series, anyway

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THIS SEASON SHOULD PROVE INTERESTING WITH NEW TWISTS AND CHALLENGES.

We bring you an interesting selection of candidates:

Follow them as they venture through this death game and watch as one claims to be the winner!!!

However, as some of you may be familiar with, our broadcast capability to transmit this show across the galaxy means we can only provide transcripts and images.

The End realms have a habit of digesting data.

DON'T worry, we'll tell what's going on like a story, to assure your entertainment!

First episode is coming soon! Keep an eye out!

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Remember these? They are now available as stuff!

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garf :3 💜💙

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favorite ship dynamic moodboard

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what was your story about?

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Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long

why

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Heathers (1989) dir. Michael Lehmann

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I’m sorry wtf tumblr how did u do such sorcery 🤨🤨🤨🤨

okay let’s go

I agree on bi rendog! Non-binary Iskall, but specifically agender he/they but will respond to any. Pan stress mayhaps? Genderfluid grian. Joe’s genderqueer but not genderqueer as in the label, genderqueer as in his gender is queer’d. Curveballs: trans/genderfluid Bdubs. I’ve got a lot more but I literally can’t think of any LMAO

agree on all of these u have immaculate taste bestie

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okay let’s go

I agree on bi rendog! Non-binary Iskall, but specifically agender he/they but will respond to any. Pan stress mayhaps? Genderfluid grian. Joe’s genderqueer but not genderqueer as in the label, genderqueer as in his gender is queer’d. Curveballs: trans/genderfluid Bdubs. I’ve got a lot more but I literally can’t think of any LMAO

agree on all of these u have immaculate taste bestie

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its really funny when a character is so transcoded that they go either way. whether they're transmasc or transfem or transneutral they are transgender and that's all that matters

edit: THIS POST IS ABOUT HIM:

edit 2: disclaimer!! this post is about the MINECRAFT CHARACTER. the character that he PLAYS to ROLEPLAY in MINECRAFT. i don't care about the actual guy lol

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Officer, I can explain *gets shot*

and yes, bonus shitposts

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last life ethubs song: *COMPLETE

*lyrics are done !! still need to figure out the backing vocals and arrangement LMAO