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i love you body horror i love you practical effects i love you terrible prosthetics i love you fake organs i love you kitschy amputation effects i love you…. hi can you hear me
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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third base is letting you watch as i get so stressed i start hitting my head with a hairbrush and wailing
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i feel like if you’re cool about it smoking shouldn’t have any consequences for you
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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*contracts sudden infant death syndrome at age 25*
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its so hard to critique poorly written female characters without someone coming out of the woodwork to be like "yeah FUCK that bland bitch mary sue she ruined the franchise" like hm. no actually i dont want to be aligned with you actually. i'm good over here.
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variation of the shell colors and patterns of the eastern box turtle
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we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40
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