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my mom was just said to me Helena you cant whistle, cant armpit fart and you cant play the kazoo, you’ll never make it as a one women band and all i could think of was You cant swim, you cant dance and you dont know karate, face it you’re never gonna make it

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roses are red

violets are blue

the most beautiful sound

comes from the kazoo 

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the voltron themesong but with a kazoo

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I’m riding in the car with my dad and he just pulls out a kazoo and starts playing it to the music.

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This is what I do with my free time. Best rickroll.

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This sad but inspiring video about “possibility” is a tour-de-force of what happens to girls all before the age of 13

The video, which is a promotion for a new magazine for girls who like pirates more than (or as much as) princesses, takes on creativity and confidence in girls ages 5-10.

Gifs: Kazoo

WATCH THE VIDEO

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One day I will get to witness @manibusforyourhands play the kazoo for me in person…. 🐝

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I’m a kazoo virtuoso here’s my kazoo cover of ‘Sincerely Me’ I hope you like this this will be my biggest contribution to the fandom 

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how can I say no?

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you guys don’t want to know how long i spent making this

caution: a little loud

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One time when I was in 8th grade my history teacher said I would survive the hunger games for a bit but that someone would ultimately kill me because I’d play the kazoo at night.

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A Poem

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m glad you came along

Blows the kazoo

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Les mis would be so much better if instead of singing they played off key kazoos and screeching clarinets/recorders

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I have a kazoo and I have never felt more powerful.

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Worm on a string and plastic kazoos have the same energy

Or at least a similar energy